"Poopie is bad." --Carol

"It's not that small!" --Becky (said in bed)

"Let's go to the libs to do some studs!" --Claire

"D'Vonne wants to start a fire on your bed, Jamie" --Carol

"Let's go slutting tomorrow!" --Becky (to Cíara)

"They should make dresses for big boys" --Dave

"All I can hear is you moaning in my ear!" --Cíara (to Janice)

"Christian, do you have enough light if we do it on the stairs?" --Becky

As said to Carol by D'Vonne in the meal hall: "Are we having any 'activities' this evening with your father?"

"You want me to say something stupid? I frequently do that!" --Jamie

As said to Becky who was wielding a cucumber: "Do it over the counter, you can wipe it up later" --Jamie

"I've finished with the cucumber!" --Becky (to Cíara)

"Have you seen the price of beer and tits lately?" --Mike (in his sleep)

"Balls are good because they stop it from poking as much" --Cíara

"You should see me on coke!" --Donna, one of our Dons.

"Bedpans are better if you don't clean them" --Cíara

"I have two balls!" --Cíara

"Maybe you shouldn't play with your balls" --Paige

Dave, in his sleep, made this profound statement: "Lampposts are good for light."

Carol revealed that: "Yesterday I went outside in my underwear!"

"I like them big though!" --Becky

"bigger ... Bigger ... BIGger ... BIGGER!!" --Cíara

"I like it HOT HOT HOT" --Becky

"Burn the house down" --????


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