Only gods and goddesses are allowed here, but I guess we can bend the rules, this one time
Before I forget, babe, let me introduce myself. I'm Hermes, the god of commerce. Isn't that too nutty?
.. but before we let you go any further, we have to make you immortal
NO! Not permentaly. Just long enough for you to go around the place. Call it a.... tour
Now you'll have to drink this. It's ambrosia. It makes ya immortal.
"Don't forget to give the cheap ambrosia. Remember last time? That's how Narcissius wound up here."
Sure, babe
