Debbie: Here we go. Just say it.
Danny: What?
Debbie: Just say what you're gonna say. (Long pause)
Danny: I think one of us should move out.
Debbie: I do too.
Danny: I'm sorry.
Debbie: What?
Danny: I said I'm sorry.
Debbie: For what? What are you sorry for?
Danny: I'm sorry that it didn't work out. I need some time.
Debbie: What the hell is that supposed to mean? You know you started out real strong and now you're finishing like a wimp. Why didn't you just quit while you were ahead?
Danny: Hey, that's what I'm trying to do.
Debbie: Oh, good. Let's see your face on that one. (turns on light) Do you mind? Good, because I think we've been in the dark long enough. (pause) I know why I'm leaving. What's your story? What killed it for you? The radical change in you lifestyle? Decided you wanted to travel light?
Danny: Come on, Debbie.
Debbie: Or were you afraid that somebody better might come along and you'd be stuck with me?
Danny: Why can't you just see this for what it is?
Debbie: What is it?
Danny: What it is! Nothing more, nothing less.
Debbie: Oh, what? Two people committed to screwing until they get sick of each other? That's so great. That's really special.
Danny: Look, I don't want marriage. I don't want kids. I don't want to settle down. I'm not happy. I... don't... love you anymore.
Debbie: Fine. I'm gone. It's done. And you can go back to doing whatever you want to do with whoever you want to do it with in whatever orifice you want to do it in.
Danny: Hey, you leave here knowing one thing: I never fooled around. Not once!
Debbie: Well, let's just give the boy a medal. Forgive me. I didn't realize it was such a sacrifice!
Bernie: Tits and ass, tits and ass, tits and ass, tits and ass, tits and ass! Blahdy blue, blahdy blue, blahdy blue, blahdy blue! Huh?
Danny: I don't know.
Bernie: So don't know. So, what are you gonna sell your birthright for a little bit of puss?
Danny: Hey, you better back off!
Bernie: Hey, I'm back!
Danny: Back off, cause she was the best thing that ever happened to me!
Bernie: She was the best fuck you ever had!
Danny: I fucked it completely! Why is that?
Bernie: Cause you're thinking with your dick, man!
Danny: No, I loved her! I loved her! Don't you understand? I still love her!
Bernie: Yeah, I understand. I understand, Dan. I do. You know this babe last night, you get her number?
Danny: Christ, you've got problems!
Bernie: Hey, Dan! Don't ever lose your sense of humor, Dan! Don't ever lose your sense of humor!