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Danny... Rob Lowe Bernie... Jim Belushi Debbie... Demi Moore Joan... Elizabeth Perkins

Danny: Was she a pro? Bernie: At this point, we don't know.

Danny: Do you think she was a pro? Bernie: A pro, Dan... Danny: Yeah. Bernie: A pro is how you think of yourself. See my point? Danny: Right.

Joan: I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

Joan: You know, I've been meaning to mention that it's really stupid to fuck your boss. I mean for starters, it's a damn good way to lose your job.

Joan: They'll come at me tomorrow like savages, marauding beasts bent on destruction. Deb: Stop it. Joan: Deborah, you work in advertising. It is a civilized business. I, on the other hand, work with monsters. Deb: You're talking about five-year-olds. Joan: Right, and my job is to break their spirit. That's what kindergarten is all about.

Joan: Oh, Pat's going in for the kill. Deb: Oh, now that's a nice turn. Joan: Coy. Deb: With just a hint of giddiness. Joan: Her big move should be coming up any moment. The combination hairflip with a giggle. Deb: There's a 3.2 degree of difficulty. Can she pull it off? Joan: This is it. This is it. Joan/Deb: Yes? Yes! Oh, bravo! Bravo! Deb: 9.0! 9.0!

Bernie: You know what your problem is? Your face. Danny: Yeah, right. Bernie: Wise up, man. You're too good looking. These girls go out with you and they get nervous. They feel dumpy. They don't want to compete. They want a guy like me. A guy that's gonna make them look good. Danny: Right. A basic Neanderthal type. Bernie: Right, your swarthy type. A man's man. The kind of guy who's- Danny: Oozing testosterone? Bernie: Exactly. A young woman in today's society wants a little bulk in her diet. Danny: Yeah, she wants a big guy who sweats. Bernie: Yeah, right. The best thing that could happen to you, Danny, is an industrial accident.

Joan: Deb, we're going to Irving's. It's a 4:00 dive for us Kamikaze pilots. Danny: Right. I've been bombed there a couple of times myself. Joan: Ha! Quit while you're ahead, okay?

Danny: So, I couldn't help noticing you and you noticing me. Debbie: There was a clock over your head.

Debbie: I bet these have been put to alot of use. Danny: Oh, they work? Good, because I just got them today.

Debbie: I can't believe I slept with him on the first date. Joan: It wasn't even a date.

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