The hootchies had finished opening the gifts and eating and they were now drinking and talking about what they wanted to do for their weekend. Molly had arranged for the beach front hotel to get them all rooms and it was on the strip, which meant that after they went clubbing they could crawl back to their rooms.
"I say let's go to Howie's house and introduce his dad to his future daughter in laws" a very drunk Keri mumbled.
"I say let's track down the boys and make good on the promise that Kim Ann has been advertising to the list.....I say let's turn them into men!" Elaine yelled.
Denise covered her face and tried not to laugh. She was used to meeting fans but they were usually young girls. These women were the craziest bunch of fans she had ever had the pleasure of meeting and she couldn’t wait to see what they ended up doing.
"Hello hootchies are we forgetting the pledge we made on the list when we all became hootchies.....Hello the CHARMIN TEST BABY!" Kel stood up and help up her drink "To the charmin test, may Howie have charmin stuffed in his jeans because once the hootchies get through with him he won't be able to sit down." The girls raised a toast and continued talking.
~~**~~
Kevin pulled up in front of his house and the guys got out. "Jesus do you think they are loud enough?" Nick muttered. They walked up to the house and heard a very drunk Andie start to tell a very raunchy joke.
"Now that is my kind of woman," AJ grinned.
They heard the girls burst out laughing and they made their move. They walked into the house and saw women scattered all over the living room, some were curled up, squished on couches, some spread out on the floor and a very pregnant Skylar sitting in the chair laughing hysterically.
"We heard there were some hootchies here and we thought that this party needed some studs" Kevin said breaking out into laughter as he saw the shocked expressions on the women's faces.
"Holy sweet fuck...I mean...shit that is Howie..the man is so much sexier in person" Andie said under her breath.
"What I wouldn't do to be able to wrap my legs around AJ's ass and let him rock my world" Tee said aloud.
Denise's mouth dropped and then she fell to the floor laughing. These women were talking about her baby and all she could do was howl.
AJ looked at his mother with amusement and smiled, he had not seen his mother having that much fun in a while. He searched the crowd of women and saw the face that he hoped would be there. He saw the shocked expression on her face and he smiled.
"Dammit what is he doing here...fuck Kev you promised...I didn't want to see him or Howie...shit" Molly looked around the room and she caught Kevin's eye. He saw the upset look on her face and he knew that he had screwed up. His eyes apoligized and he hoped that she would not be too mad at him.
"So Howie, remember me?" Kel slung her arm around Howie's shoulder as she talked to him and positioned him to be standing butt first in front of the hootchies.
Howie looked at the woman and then a look of recognition came over his face
"Halloween loot bags and Howie You Da Man...right?"
Kel laughed "That be me...my diva sisters could not be here but my hootchie sisters have a little gift for you" Kel caught Lisa and Jessi's eyes and winked. She bit her lip as she saw their hands reach up to his ass and she broke out laughing when the startled expression on his face and the "WHAT THE HELL?!" shot from his mouth.
"WOO HOO WE DID the CHARMIN TEST" Kel and the rest of the hootchies burst out laughing as Howie rubbed his ass "Ordinarily I would be insulted and upset but somehow being surrounded by a bunch of WOMEN who want me excites me...you hootchies can squeeze my charmin anytime." Howie grinned and tried to hide his embarassment. He could not believe that he had just invited all these very drunk women to slap his ass. He was usually so shy but somehow being around them loosened him up.
"Shit..Crissy...girl Nick is coming towards you" Sarah nudged Crissy.
"Hey..Crissy right?"
Crissy smiled "Yes...Nick right?" as Sarah and Jenn burst out laughing.
Nick blushed " I forget that I am dealing with women and that you don’t fall for my little boy games...so Crissy wanna get naked with me?"
Crissy choked on her daquiri and spit it out onto the carpet. Sarah fell to the floor snorting as Crissy looked up at Nick "Whhhat did you just say?"
"I thought that maybe you liked the direct approach...jeez you women are hard to understand. Maybe I should just stick to the little teenies....."
Crissy smiled and patted Nick's thigh.
"Don't do that unless you are willing to suffer the consequences," Nick warned.
"Consequences...hmmm if I cannot feel your consequence where my hand is resting then I say that there is not a whole hell of a lot of consequence to deal with" Crissy said with a smirk. With that reply Jenn put her head between her knees and tried to get air into her lungs. She was laughing so hard that her kungs felt like they were going to exoplode.
Nick was shocked and picked Crissy up and threw her over his shoulder and carried her screaming out into the back yard.
"Nick put me down...put me down"
"Holy shit he is going to dump her in the pool," Jessi screamed as she jumped up and down.
Everyone followed Nick out into the yard and egged him on.
"Dump her, if you get her wet half your battle is over" Kel screamed.
"Thanks hootchies, you are supposed to be my sisters, you are supposed to be my friends" Crissy wailed.
"Dump her Nick...come on little man.." Andie egged.
"Little man?...come on over and when I am done with her I will let you play with my little man " Nick winked at Andie as he threw Crissy into the pool.
AJ watched the action and lifted his eyes from the splashing Crissy and saw that Molly was not out enjoying the fun. He walked into the house and heard someone in the kitchen. He walked in and saw Molly wrapping up the remains of the cake . "Hi" Molly jumped as the voice startled her and brought her out of her thoughts.
"Hi Alex..."
"So Chipper, how come you didn't tell us that you were vacationing in our part of the world" AJ asked quietly.
"Alex this is not the time or place to talk about this. I came to relax with my old and now my new friends, you and I will have plenty of time to talk on tour. Now please go out and have fun with your friends." Molly's voice was curt and it went through AJ like knives.
"Fine, if that is the way you want it" AJ's voice was filled with hurt as he walked out of the kitchen and called a cab to come and pick him up.
Molly steadied herself by holding the cabinet "What was I thinking, that was so mean, so hurtful" Molly ran after AJ but was stopped by Howie who had come into the kitchen in search of another vodka cooler for Andie, who was keeping him entertained by her discussion of Nick's inability to control his erections.
"Um hi...I came for Andie's drink" Howie hardly looked at Molly as he walked across the kitchen to the fridge. He heard her sniffling and he walked over to where she was standing. "Are you okay?"
"I am fine..." Molly said sharply.
"Dammit Molly I was trying to be nice...what the hell is wrong with you..I have been searching my brain trying to figure out who the hell you are and why you hate me but I haven't been able to. Dammit I even searched through my yearbooks but I couldn't find anyone with your last name! How do you know what I did in high school?" Howie's face was red with anger.
Molly blew up and all the emotions that she had worked so hard to keep
hidden flew out "YOU CAN'T FIND ME IN THE YEARBOOK BECAUSE I CHANGED MY
LAST
NAME...YOU CAN’T FIND ME IN THE YEARBOOK BECAUSE I DONT LOOK THE
SAME...GO
TO PAGE 45, 54, 66, 85 AND 100 AND YOU WILL SEE ME..YOU WILL HATE
YOURSELF
WHEN YOU SEE WHO STARES UP AT YOU FROM THOSE PAGES..." Molly yelled at
him
and then burst out crying and ran upstairs, leaving Howie standing
holding
the cooler and looking shocked.
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