AUTHOR:
Taramisu
WRITTEN: 4/05/02
E-MAIL: taramisu@channelingboards.com
SUMMARY: What was it Spike
said about Buffy?
RATING: PG
The
chef delivered the steaming, covered serving tray to her ready and willing
guests. Not a single mouth was not
drooling. Not a single hand was
sans utensil. Heck, Xander had a
bib on.
She
set the monstrosity of chef-wear onto the middle of the table, and then paused
with her hand on the handle.
"Now,
remember. Don't make pigs of
yourselves. We'll leave that to Mr.
Gordo."
They
all giggled even though they were starving and could not wait to devour Tara's
"To Die For Easter Ham (TM)".
Slowly, the top lifted, and a barrage of delicious scents lofted out from
underneath. Xander sat forward,
knife and fork shaking in his hands. Dawn
took a big whiff and closed her eyes in ecstasy.
Spike and Buffy unwittingly licked their lips in unison.
But
before her prize roast could be revealed, a grotesque, green, slimy creature
broke its way out of the serving dish and attacked Willow.
It was a short battle, but a decidedly messy one.
Scoobies 1 - Unidentified Goo Demon 0.
They
all took their seats, out of breath and stared at Tara.
She
shrugged her shoulders and said, "I thought Spike said Buffy liked a little
monster in her ham."