Bumpy Ride
SERIES: Positions of a
Sex God
PAIRING : Mixture of all het
pairings with: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Spike, Xander, Willow
RATING : NC17, PWP! (okay, so
there's a little itty bitty plot!)
SPOILERS : basically NONE
DISCLAIMER : I do not own these
characters. Nor do I own the "Pole
Positions" ideas. Who knows who did this stuff first!?
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He was
sitting in the car when the door was flung open. He watched as her hips swayed
and her eyes locked with his. She opened the car door, “Hey.” She said as she
got seated. “How’ve you been?”
“Just
peachy.” He said with a lick of his lips. “And might I say, you’re looking
awfully delicious tonight.”
“OH,
Xander!” She laughed. “You’re incorrigible!”
“HEY! No
I’m not. I’m just a guy.”
“No, Xand,
you’re not just a guy.” She replied.
“And I love
you too, Faith.”
“I didn’t
say that.” She commented.
“You never
do.” He replied. She smiled and he started driving.
“Where are
we going, anyway?” She asked.
“I thought
we might take a ride.”
“Well, I
like this ride, but,” Faith slid her hands over his thigh and grabbed his
throbbing cock. “But I like these *rides* better.”
“What makes
you think we’re *not* going to take one *those* rides?”
Faith
looked at him and smiled. “You’ve got something planned.” He tried to shy away
from her, but she knew him too well. “Come on, tell me.” She slid closer to him
and rubbed her breasts against his arm. “Please?”
“I just
thought we might park by the side of the road and… ya know.”
She licked his ear and he turned a little red. “Still the
shy one.” She commented. “You shouldn’t be, since you’ve got such a huge dick.
*And* you know how to use it.”
“Think it’s
bigger than *his*?”
“Dunno. I
really couldn’t say.”
“You never
can.” He whispered.
“So, what’s
the plan? Are you taking me out to the desert to ravage me?”
“Do you
want me to ravage you?”
“I’m cool
with anything, as long as I get dick.” She said. “*Your* dick specifically.”
“That can
be arranged.” He turned to her with a sexy grin.
“Good. I’m
glad to see you’re open to some fucking.” She chuckled and handed him the book.
“What’s this? Positions of a Sex God: How to Please Your
Woman. What is this, Faith?”
“A book,
Xander. It’s a book.”
“Duh.”
“I got it
from Angel. He said it’s a present from *them*.”
“Really?”
He asked, opening it up.
“Yes, I
thought you might find something you’d like to try.”
“Page 57.”
He said.
She flipped
to the page and read, “Bumpy Ride: The guy sits upright on the edge of the bed,
or the couch or maybe the backseat of his car -- for old time's sake. Now the
woman sits on his lap, sidesaddle. She puts her feet to the right -- or left --
of the guy. She puts her hands behind her for support and maybe a little extra
bounce. Then she lowers herself, and penetration is achieved.” Faith shrugged
and looked at him. “What the hell?”
Xander
watched as she started stripping right in the front seat. “FAITH!” He yelled.
“Not while I’m driving.”
She placed
one knee on the seat and the other on his cock, “Then I suggest you stop
driving, cause in five seconds, if I’m not getting fucked, I’m finding someone
else.” With that, she licked his cheek and hopped in the back seat. “Get your
ass back here.” She ordered.
“Sure,
Xand, brakes… brakes would be good. Okay, pull over. Stop the car. Work brain!
Work!” He talked himself through the steps. “Okay, car in park. Belt off.”
“Pants
off!” She said from the back seat. He turned to see her lying sprawled out with
her fingers deep inside her pussy.
“Gee-ya…”
He said.
“Gee. Ya.
*This* is what you say to me when you should be fucking me?” He started to
climb over the seat and her lips met him halfway. “Grab the book.” He smiled
and crawled over the seat, book in hand. She tore at his clothes, tearing his
shirt off his body.
“Patience,
Faith.”
“Fuck
patience, I’ve been wet ever since this morning.” She grabbed his face and
kissed him deeply. “I. Need. Cock. Now.”
“Okay,
saddle me up.” He said in a dorky southern accent. She just looked at him
blanky. “Yes, I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to say that.” She smiled and
sat in his lap, sidesaddled, her feet to the right of his hips. Her arms
extended behind her as she raised herself up.
“Okay,
Xand.” He guided his cock inside her as her hips fell down into his lap.
“OH FUCK!”
They both moaned.
Her
squeezing his cock tightly with her muscles, combined with the added pressure
on his cock made him come inside her. “Oh shit, Faith! I’m sorry.” He
whispered.
“It’s ain’t
over, until I say.” She growled. “And if I have to fuck you to another hard-on,
then I will.”
He placed
his hand behind her ass as she started to rise up and down on his weeping cock.
“Faith…” he said.
She grabbed
his face and made him look at her. “You *will* get another boner in less than a
minute, or I *will* rip your head off.” She commanded, then added, “BOTH of
them!” Sure enough, in thirty seconds, against all his prior knowledge, he was
hard again. “Good boy.” She said appreciatively.
“Must have
been threatening his life.” Xander moaned.
“Must have
been.” She said as she squeezed him more and started pumping her hips wildly,
sinking further and further on his cock every time she went down. “FUCK Xand!”
“Lean
back.” He said, remembering the book.
“Huh?”
“Just lean
back. You’re a slayer, you’ve got the stamina.” She did as he said and ended up
exposing her body, to his delight. He kept his one hand firmly on her ass,
helping her move, while the other roamed her silky, naked flesh.
His rough
fingers brushed over peaked nipples before pinching them. She groaned, as did
he. He slid his hand down and caressed her sex before his fingers found the
swollen bundle of nerves. “Oh god…” she moaned. He looked up at the window
briefly and noticed the fog on the windows. Her flesh was hot to his hands and
they were both panting. “Xand, I’m… my arms…”
“Then just
sit up and ride me.” He whispered.
She was
straddling his hips in less than a second as he started thrusting into her with
reckless abandon. “My clit.” She moaned and he squeezed his fingers around it.
“FUCK XANDER DON’T STOP!” She screamed as she exploded around him.
He felt her
come around him and damn near passed out as he came hard, shooting his come
deep inside her.
Faith
opened her eyes to find Xander looking at her. “I think I passed out.”
“I did
too.”
“I can’t
move.” She whispered against his shoulder.
“Neither
can I.”
“That’s
okay. We’ll just rest here for a little while.” She said before drifting off to
sleep.
“Yeah, just
rest.”
~El
Fin~