These fics were all sent to the nummytreats Spike/Xander list and are more or less NC17! Someone wrote the first fic and everyone wanted to try writing short fics! Enjoy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willow L.M.*~ "Sex?" Spike asked. "Sex!" Xander replied. ~Fin~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wyrd "Seeeeeeeex..." Spike and Xander sighed. Both smiling. ~Fin~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- b.m. yumeko_81@yahoo.com "Whipped creme?" Spike held up a can. "Caramel sauce." Xander waggled his eyebrows. "Race you to bed." ~*oOo*~ Ooohh, now -that- was bad.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elaine ::We see Spike and Xander basking in the afterglow. Spike puffing on a cigarette:: "Fancy a fag?" Spike asks. "Yeah, I do!" Xander smirks. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wyrd "Where's the cherries?" Xander raised an eye brow. "Oi! I gots yer cherries!" Spike grabbed his nummies arse, and they both tumbled to the bed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alexandria Xander glared up as Spike vainly tugged at the chains. "What do you mean you lost the keys?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heather plamodesmata49@hotmail.com "Spike, have you ever heard of the Law of Exceptions?" "No pet, what's that?" "Well, the law of exceptions states that every law has an exception, except the exceptions law which is the exception. So Spike do ya wanna guess who's the exception to my law of Xander Harris isn't attracted to men?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joey "Xander..." Willow gulped. "And Spike?" Buffy finished. "Yum!" Dawn grinned. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drea Spike. Xander. Sex. Two satisfied men. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zadi imzadi@ticnet.com "Xander?" "No." "Please." Sigh. "Okay." Sex ensues. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow shadow484@home.com "Xander!" "Spike!" "XANDER!!" "SPIKE!!" . . . . "Pass the wipes, Luv." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FH FireHorse66@hawaii.rr.com Spike. Xander. Wall. Surprised Buffy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nancy nakedflame@www.slashcity.org "Oh, yeah." "Right there!" "Suck harder!!" "FfffUCK!!" Pant, pant. "That *is* the idea, luv." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Venus Green selphie_almasy@yahoo.com "Spike?" Xander had an evil gleam in his eye. "No!" Spike glared at him. "Why not?" Xander pout. "Not in the Bloody Pouf's car! I don't wanna be dust in the morning....." Moan. "Nevermind....in the bloody car, pet...." Spike sounds breathless, and sounds of zippers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------