TITLE:  My Favorite Things
AUTHOR: Anjxr
EMAIL:  anjxr_forever@yahoo.com
FEEDBACK:  sure
DISTRIB:  yeah... right. Um.. just let me know.
SPOILERS:  Spoil What?
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
WARNING: Song Parody



My Favorite Things 
by Xander Harris

Moonlight at midnight by my favorite vamp bitten
A beautiful bleached blond straight from Great Britain
Making love in that fancy new sling
These are a few of my favorite things  

Garlic-less Pizza and Bags of Cheese Doodles
Tacos and Egg Rolls and Ooodles of Noodles
Replenished and refreshed and on the upswing
These are a few of my favorite things  

My boyfriend so pale on black satin sheets
My head on his chest and hearing no beats
Making lots of noise on our brand new box-spring 
These are a few of my favorite things  

When the Slayer bitches
When we cannot cling
When I'm feeling sad 
I simply remember my favorite things 
And then I don't feel so bad  

EMAIL:  anjxr_forever@yahoo.com