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Once upon a fanfic
time, like all good stories start
Thought I was just ennui'd out, then had a change of heart
Inspired by the great god Dru, stopped crying into pillow
Give me Angel, Give me Linds AND GIVE ME EVIL WILLOW
See Lindsey is no Lady and he isn't just plain gay
It is Angel, Angel, Angel who makes Lindsey feel *that* way
Our Lindsey's no cross dresser, nor is he naive
And what those others do to him just makes me wanna heave
Cos' our Lindsey's not a virgin, he's a complicated boy
Not a dirty cross of Mary Sue and a plastic doll-like toy
Give me real and give me mess and end it bitter-sweet
And give me Evil Willow for my literary treat!
See Willow's guys are really real and her Angel is no god
Gets the sex, gets the love - then he's left there on his tod
And her Lindsey is so human, as even lawyers are
He's complicated, sensual and the subtlest Lin by far
And Willow's sex between the boys is real and it is HOT
(Cross-dress/virgin/weirdo Linds is absolutely not)
Yes, I love the Willow story 'cos it ain't God versus Whore
It's real, it's great, and I am left just clamouring for MORE - please?
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