Main Entry: suˇper
Pronunciation: 'sü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: super-
Date: 1837
1a -- used as a generalized term of approval b: of high grade or quality
2: very large or powerful
3: exhibiting the characteristics of its type to an extreme or excessive degree
Age: 21
Height: 5ft 6in
Discription: Menacing. Looks like a long-haired rocker, which is pretty appropriate really. Generally to be found in an old leather jacket. Looks like she might ride bikes. She also wears red lace knickers (hahahaha, like to see her explain THAT one). Actually, since I wrote that, she has told me she only wears red sometimes, but she actually prefers black. Fair enough.
She was born at 3:45am on the 28th December 1975, which apparently makes her a goat. Bit harsh, but if that's what she thinks, who am I to argue?......
Arrggghhh!!!! Right, now that she's broken my arm, I understand. What she meant was, she is a Capricorn. Glad we've sorted that out. Anyone good at setting broken noses?
Her astology chart say: "You are energetic (doesn't say anything about rabbits though), shrewd and diplomatic, courteous and obliging (is that where the rabbits come in?), make friends easily and are generally well-liked. You are sincere and frank (not at all!) and do not stoop to gain a point. You are gentle and patient in your home (or warren) and endevour to make it happy and pleasant (ahhh...THAT's where the rabbits come in)."
According to another authority: "Your first name of ***** has given you a very responsible, expressive, inspirational, and friendly personality. Expression comes naturally to you and you are rarely at a loss for words; in fact, you have to put forth effort at times to curb an over-active tongue. Self-confidence has made it easy for you to meet people and you are well-liked for your spontaneous, happy ways. You sincerely like people and do not often experience loneliness; your work and home-life are likely filled with association. You enjoy music and could have a fine singing voice; however, the study could be somewhat difficult because you do not find it easy to apply yourself to concentrated study for long periods. In this respect, this name is not altogether constructive; it creates a somewhat scattering influence which makes it difficult for you to finish what you start. This name brings disappointments and emotional involvements through too sympathetic and easily influenced a nature."
NB Super Al has asked that her real name be kept anonymous, as she does not want any psychopaths turning up on her door. Well, for any psycho's who were planning a day trip to see her (Nottingham Trent University, if you're interested), I would recomend you don't bother. I wouldn't mess, anyway!
So, what can I say about Super Al? Hmm, well before I start, let us see what she has to say about herself.
"OK Mr Nasty, what do you want to know?? I've got long blond/brown hair and blue eyes (you know that already) (I've never stared into her eyes, honest!) and I drink pints of proper beer and ride motorbikes (Thought so) and shag like a rabbit (you can't print that last bit). (How naive to think I'd leave that out!......) Oh yes, and I like ice hockey."
She says that she is a Yorkshire lass and she's proud of it. She also says that I'm a Southern poof, which is a bit unfair. As I explained, it's just that girls don't like me........ She absolutely catagorically hates the Steelers.
She is a referee, and now also says I'm a southern bastard for telling everyone. Her best friends are Nico Toeman, Alan Batchelder and some bloke who needs his eyes checking (Crappy Cloutman).
Well, that just about sums it up doesn't it? Not much more I can say really. What? You want more? Hmmm, well I'll think about it.