Pronunciation: 'stor-mE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): storm·i·er; -est
Date: 12th century
1: relating to, characterized by, or indicative of a storm
2: marked by turmoil or fury
- storm·i·ly /'stor-m&-lE/ adverb
- storm·i·ness /-mE-n&s/ noun
Basically Stormy is a dangerous and anarchistic menace to society who, on her days off, also follows the Storm, an act heinious enough on it's own to justify locking up. Since becoming stranded in this strange place called Manc, it has become my custom to meet up with Stormy and her brood to watch the Storm be destroyed (except when the Bees are in town). Below is a little more information.
Height: Short
Weight: Are you joking, she'd kill me!
Physical Desription: Brown hair (although she insists it's greying), normally to be found on her head. She can generally be recognised by the big smile on her face (especially when the number 9 is in view, and I DON'T mean buses!). I have never stared into her eyes, so I can't help with that one. She has a rediculously funny Mancashire accent (just to get her back for her "Wacknull" jokes).
Wears: A Storm shirt at the Nynex. Elsewhere, anything new. She is allergic to old clothes (ie. worn more than once) and so is forced search for ever more wardrobe space to hide her old clothes in. She has also taken a fancy to purple boots.
Stormy is ** years old (state secret) but she is quite happy for people to know that it is her birthday on April 27th and she would like lots and lots of presents please. The character reference for the 27th April is: "You are stuborn, but not quarrelsome. You are fair with people and expect, in return, fairness. You are strong-willed and your head very definitely rules your heart." So there you go.
Her real name is Top Secret, but I know it begins with an "M". Her friends call her Marj, for short.
She is a master of the English Language (or should that be eNGLiSH LjanGwEge?)
Stormy works for *** Services (sorry, classified information), which is a small family firm of contract killers from Mancashire. This is obviously a big strain on her, as she has to deal with lousy hours, no social life, brief acquaintanceships normally with a sticky ending (of the wrong sort).........So far, Stormy has completed 17 successful terminations, although she did botch an attempt on the Bolivian Ambassador (she wasn't given a Ferraro Rochai at his reception). However, as has already been pointed out, her biggest crime against humanity is supporting those bunch of no-hopers the Storm.
To help suppliment her wages from the killings, she also deals in drugs, her main patch being Block 111. Brian Harvey has been very complimentary about her service (ooo, matron!).
Stormy is a registered alcholic, although she maintains that she just like "the odd one now or again"!
Becasue all modern Contract Killers should be skilled in James Bond-style Driving, Stormy poses as a Rally Driver during the summer. She is apparently a great grasser........
Stormy generally goes to Storm matches with her cousins Jane, an eye-nurseat the Manchester Royal Infirmary (a place I have come to know well), Louise, who also works at the hospital, and their husbands, John and Mark respectively. However, there always seems to be another new cousin each game, and I am beginning to suspect that the Stormy "family" is really a front for something far more sinister. Possibly this is really some underground organisation for contract killers to meet and set their plans without interference. Then again, maybe I'm just paranoid?.....
If you want to speak to Stormy she can be reached at this address. However she asks that all requests for business be directed to her boss, as she does not do freelance work.
So that I myself am not terminated, I ought to point out that one or two of the statements above might not be completely true....
"Ooo, that's a nasty thing to say!"
