Name: Janet Horsman (without an E!) (Ed. - You should move to Manchester then, Janet. Oh, not that kind of E....)
Also answers to: 'Hey, Cam!'
Age: Definitely younger than Chris Kelland
Height: Well they call it 'little' when they refer to Tommy Plommer.
Weight: She says she'd kill me too!
Physical description: Brown hair, 'scary Matron-like attitude' according to her so-called friends. Definitely doesn't have a Sheffield accent.
Wears: Cam Neely shirt. Most famously THAT Lazyboy shirt at Manchester!
Her birthday was on the 6th May (I'll omit the year to save her embarrasment!). Therefore, her personality chart say "You are proud, perservering, conscientious and sometimes stubborn. You are constantly striving to elevate yourself socially and intellectually. You have a tendancy toward pessimism, that with continued unhappyness or failure, may cause you to become bitter or caustic. You are usually kind and tender."
"The name of Janet creates a restless, creative nature that takes you into many ventures, but does not allow you to see things through to a satisfactory completion. Yours is a versatile, musical, artistic, but independent nature and you must have the freedom to express your creative ideas and abilities to be happy. An urge for independence causes dissatisfaction and frustration in close relationships and you find the "ties that bind" restricting. The qualities of this name would find a more constructive outlet in work that involves high pressure selling or promotional activities, possibly in community affairs, for it contains a positive, driving power. It is difficult for you to merge with others; although you have quickness of mind, you lack tolerance and can give way to impatience at another's slowness or shortcomings. If you cannot complete your plans when you wish to do so, you could suffer intense moods of depression and extreme sensitivity in the region of the solar plexus, resulting possibly in ulcers or nervous disorders. This name could take you into bitter experiences through impulsive action. You need more stability to find peace of mind, relaxation and happiness in life."
Noticeable for: Piercing scream when Steelers score
The story so far...
Lived in Keighley where she was always the last to get picked in games.
Lived in Hull where it's really flat and that's all she has to say.
Lived in Cardiff and liked Rugby (she like sports where they all pile in, none of this namby pamby 'no contact' stuff)
Lived in Leeds where the Losers are going to play!
Lived in London among the Southern Jessies. (Ed. - Oy!)
Discovered her true talent is on ice. Scored in the shoot the puck contest! According to Rob Wilson she's the best skater in the world, she's got it in writing! (FORCED him to write it? Her? No, never!)
DID make her bed when she stayed at the Bennetts'. (Ed. - Alright, alright, I get the message.......)
Never been near a motor-home until she met the Bennetts.
This year's highlights...
Discussing hairstyles and family trees with Chris Brant
That shoot the puck contest (did she mention it before?). Also the 5 shots that missed in the next round. (Ed. - Tee hee he....)
Turning Jamie Leach from a top scorer into the unluckiest man on the team by stroking his velcro head. (Ed. - That's a highlight?!!)
Finest hour...
Giving Dave Simms heart failure by showing him the 'Lazyboy' shirt when Lazyboy was standing right next to him.
Outside of hockey she does a bit of nursing and is writing a thesis on the impact of oculomotor factors on human depth cue integration (no wonder she think about hockey so much).
She calls herself a Deadline Writer (like being a 'playoff player' really, never gets on with anything until the deadline looms REALLY large!)
