Ellie and the Bennetts

Although this sounds like some second-rate, sixties, beat combo, do not be fooled. Ellie and the Bennets are actually Sheffield's most ardent motor-homing Steelers fans. Below you will find a brief discription of each one.

Ellie

Age: 24
Height: Another shorty
Physical Discription: Uncontrolable flame-red hair. Generally to found wearing other people's clothes.

Ellie was born on the 28th June. Her personality chart says this: "you are blithe, poetic and sometimes volatile. you love with ardour and sincerity and though you are changeable in other ways, your love is steadfast. you are a true and loyal friend, and make many willing sacrifices for those you love." Hmmm......

"Your name of Ellie has some fine qualities, but is not conducive to personal happiness and fulfilment. You have a studious nature, and a fine ability to concentrate on whatever you are doing. You could excel in mathematics or in positions where endurance, independence, and individuality are required. In personal associations, however, a lack of finesse in verbal expression creates misunderstandings with others, especially those close to you, because you find it difficult and embarrassing to express depth of feeling when situations requiring diplomacy, tact, and understanding arise. Others may often find you cold and aloof, when actually you crave love and understanding. This name creates a withdrawn, "lone-wolf" type of nature. You feel very alone at times and find it difficult to merge with others in a happy, relaxed manner. You could suffer with head tension, or any weakness relative to the heart, lungs, or bronchial organs.

She is the oldest of the Bennet siblings.

The other members of the Bennets are:

Martin:

Ellie's dad. Former folk singer, does not subscribe to the "gingers rule" theory. He is a hymer-mobile (motor home) enthusiast, but he assures me this is nowhere near as sad as caravaning. Honest!

Angela:

Ellie's mum. Another of the red-heads. Word to the wise, if you ever stop there, make sure you make your bed!

Seth:

"Although your first name of Seth has given you a deep, seeking nature, it has also caused you to be far too intense and highly-strung. You could suffer through heart and lung trouble, asthma, pneumonia, speech difficulties or nervous spasms affecting other parts of the body, if not a complete breakdown of the whole nervous system. You are far too sensitive and intuitive and you feel and sense the thoughts and desires of others without fully realizing how you are being affected by them. Feelings of self-consciousness make it difficult for you to express yourself verbally and it is easier for you to express yourself through writing rather than in personal contact with others. Nevertheless, you are clever and have many wonderful ideas, if you could just put them across to those who could further your interests."

The middle sibling. Currently swanning it in America, playing hockey and being sat on by a little kid he's, ahem, au pairing!

Here, in his own words, is a little about the man:

I am 18 and yes I am one of the famous Bennett "clan". It is a little know fact to all the users of the UKH that I am in fact the leader of the Bennett clan and everyone on the family are refered to as:
"Seth's Mum"(ANGELA)
"Seth's Dad"(MARTIN)
"Seth's Brother"(CHRIS)
and most importantly and perhaps the most well used of these expressions is :
"Seth's Sister"(ELLIE)

This is something that hasn't been mentioned this year due to my lack of presence in England!

I am 18 and will be nearly through my teenage years on 10th of june! Actually I will be really gutted!

I am living in north New Jersey at the moment as an au pair, "A what?" I hear you cry! A MALE ENGLISH NANNY! You know what? Just for the record, I love it!

I am the bashed member of the Bennett family, I have no idea why but I just assume it is because it is fairly easy and they like to wind me up!

Anyway I have bored you enough now !

Go check out my web site at Seth's Chaotic Little World

Chris:

The youngest sibling. Also buggered off to America to play Hockey. Apparently, when he left, Angela found something in the region of 100 socks lieing under his bed. Strangely, they were all odd!

They are all members of the underground, subversive, devianti group, UKH. You can find out more about them at The Bennett Homepage.

More will follow on all five Bennetts later in the week.

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