Roswell Fanatic

Fanatic Signs Sent In By Monia
1.You have reapetedly been trying witchcraft to affect the producers so you can get it your way.
2.You have created a life size model of your favorite character and talk to him/her daily.
3.You actually hear the model respond.
4.You have your own collection of homemade skins, all it needs is glue and some patience!
5.You have been driving obsessivle around a desert nearby looking for two 7 year olds to adopt.
6.You have been looking up Evans, Guerin, Parker & De Luca in the phone book.
7.You tell everyone that "I shall believe" is yours and your boyfriends song, even though he hates Sheryl Crowe
8.You use the spare room in your house to build a full size model of the granolyth.
9.You force your friends to like Roswell by showing them all your taped episodes
10.You call in sick when it's season premiere or season finale, just so you can sit at home and prepare yourself
11.Ordering clothes, you always end up refering to this and that episode of Roswell

Fanatic Signs
1. You spend heaps of time searching the Internet for info on the crash in 1947 even though you don't believe in Aliens or UFOs
2. You send tones of email to magazines begging them for pictures
3. You get suspicious about all your teachers and ask if they're spies, then they send you to the counselor's office. Oh no!!!
4. You're obsessed with painting silver handprints everywhere
5. You pretend you have a big secret
6. You dump your boyfriend and start hanging around the quiet guy at school
7. You start eating sweet and spicy food (e.g. Mud cake with sweet chilli sauce) Mmmm yum.
8. You get into trouble for drawing the symbol from the necklace on school property
9. You mention Roswell all the time even when it is unsuitable
10. You waste your time day dreaming about a spaceship that will come and take you to paradise because there has to be something better for you out there
11. You do your homework on Friday nights so that you're awake at 11.10pm to watch Roswell. (thats really the time it's on in Australia!)
12. You get really paranoid that someone is following you
13. You start attending art classes and paint a geometrical dome
14. You beg your parents 'Please tell me I'm adopted!'
15. You look at the stars at night and think of Michael
16. You spend hours writing up pathetic pages like this
17. You grab a CD and put it next to your ear and pretend you are listening to it
18. You find someone you don't like and you threaten to melt his or her locker
19. You count the hours to the next episode
20. You tape Roswell using two different video players so that you have two copies of each episode just in case someone breaks into your house and steals your Roswell tape, or even worse, the video player breaks while you're recording or there's an Earthquake and half the house falls down,! Or, or, or ЕЕЕ. Well in the end you have your spare. (Yep, we actually do this! Really)

Fanatic Signs by Roswell Crashdown
1. You pack your bags; jump into the car all ready to go to Roswell to protect our favorite aliens, then sadly enough, you realize 'hey, I'm in the wrong country'!
2. You get really mad when the traffic authority won't allow you to change your newly bought jeeps number to <><><>
3. People question your sanity after you spend endless nights looking for UFO's and ask 'did the moon just move?'
4. One day you tell everyone you have a surprise then you jump out at them with your new Crashdown alien uniform (right down to the headband with the 2 cute antenna's!)
5. You can retell EVERY episode scene by scene (just gotta remember the important stuff, who needs school when we have Roswell!)
6. You finally work out the meaning of life, the basis of our existence is, and you guessed it - Roswell!
7. You begin taping ads for Roswell!
8. You find a cave (or a big rock) and you draw all those pretty alien symbols
9. You start yelling at everybody who tells you that 'it's just a TV show, it isn't real!' Hmm next they'll say the Easter Bunny isn't real either! (Sob, sob, sob, sob!)

Fanatic Signs by Mandi
1. You have no interest with any guy at school until he heals you and tells you he is an alien.
2. You argue who is cuter: Jason Behr or Brendan Fehr.
3. You won't talk to anyone who thinks Katherine Hegil is even slightly overweight.
4. You are terrified of the guidance counselor.
5. When people ask you what religion you are, you reply "Roswellian"
6. You refuse to date anyone who is named Kyle.
7. You think of Max, Michael, and Isabel whenever you hear "alien" or "secret".
8. If you have ever cried or laughed during an episode.

Fanatic Signs by Jolene
1. Your buy a soivornier that says Max. Becauuse you are waiting to give it to him when you get married.
2. You won't date anyone, your saving yourself for Jason Behr or Brendan fehr

Fanatic Signs by DragonPrincess
1. When someone you know quotes a Roswell charecter wrong you immediatly correct them.
2. You cut your hair like Isabel and/or try to dress like her cause you think it will make you popular.
3. You lay at night wondering about what will happen between Max and Liz.
4. Before watching Roswell you might feel tired or sluggish, then afterwards you feel great and rejuvinated.
5. You've been told that you need to get a life at least once.
6. You openly admit that you're saving yourself for Brendan or Jason.
7. You think Kyle is cute.
8. You stayed up until 1 am to watch (and record!) Brendan on Millenium (it was on about a week ago and, yep, I stayed up).
9. You fit at least 10 of these obsession things.

Fanatic Signs by yellow
1. It is easy to add signs to Roswell obsession pages, you just list your everyday habits.
2. Just to be like Liz and Maria, you applied for a job at a cafe.
3. You already have names picked out for your kids - Max, Isabel, Alex, Michael, Maria and Liz.
4. You start dressing and acting like Isabel.
5. You already know what will be on obsession lists - a description of yourself
6. You're confused as to whether you should call your first born son Michael or Brendan Jnr!
7. You realise your name would look better if it ended with Behr
8. You realise your name would be perfect it ended with Fehr (guess who is my favourite!)
9. Enduring the Friday night football and news doesn't seem that bad
10. You buy an aromatherapy kit
11. You'd rather spend Friday nights at home alone watching Roswell, instead of going out with the hottest guy at school
12. From this time on, you will only respond to the name Liz.
13. Trading your parents BMW for an old jeep seemed like a good idea at the time.

Fanatic Signs by ElvisLover16
1. You're considering Roswell as your vacation spot for the summer. (cause, lets face it, there's really no logical reason to do that. Believe me, I've been there.)
2. You've began making a list of great things that have come from Canada (i.e. Brendon Fehr)
3. You walk up to random strangers and strike up a conversation about the similarites between the last names "Fehr" and "Behr".
4. You've watched My Father The Hero (starring Kathrine Heigl) so many times the film burned up.
5. You have written threatening letters to David Duchovany pleading for him to admit any relation he might have to Brendon Fehr.
6. You have a compolsive need to draw semicircles over and over again with a pencil in your mouth.
7. You have in any way changed your apperance to look like anyone on the show.
8. You have named a pet of any kind after any character or actor related to Roswell.
9. You constantly stalk Julie Benz (Agent Tapolsky) and the girl who plays Tess yelling out obsenites like "You're gonna pay!" or "Max is mine!"
10. Now this is the ultimate sign that you are definatly obsessed with Roswell and you should definatly seek some serious help. -And I'm not talking like therapy once a week, no no, you absolutly need a team of scientists studying and watching over you 24 hours a day. Okay here it is: If you have ever, under any circumstance, even if only once, put tabasco sauce on any form of cake and then actually ate it.
All information has been taken from the СobsessionsТ page on the website: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~cybernut/roswell.html.