Tess, Lies, and Videotape
MAX: And if you hadn't taken it out of the apartment in the first place…
MICHAEL: Oh, yeah, it's always my fault.

LIZ: Max. Where'd you go? Did you have another flash?
MAX: Yeah. No.

ISABEL:
You should hear him talk about her. "Oh Liz is my soul mate. I never felt like this before." It's enough to make you want to gag.

TEACHER:
Since you're obviously so eager, Mr. Evans, I'd like you to come up and be Miss Harding's lab partner.

TESS: Max, you're on fire. Oh, Max. You're on fire.

MARIA: Really, I did not like the way she was looking at him.

MAX: I'm having these daydreams about her.
MICHAEL: Daydreams?
MAX: Yeah, where we're together. You know, together.

MICHAEL:
I guess you're only human after all, huh?

MARIA: What if Czechoslovakians can't resist temptation?
LIZ: Ok, so what you're saying is that this not only a romantic problem now, it's, you know, intergalactic.

MAX:
It's me. I'm the problem. Something's happening to me.

MAX:
It's out of my control.

MAX: Michael, I'm telling you, there's something weird about this. It's like she knows something about me she shouldn't know.

MARGOLIN:
I'm sorry, Sheriff, but I'm afraid Kathleen Topolsky was one of the victims of the fire. 

SHERIFF:
And you need to trust me, 'cause somebody's out there right now. And anywhere you turn, he could be watching you.

MICHAEL: What the hell are you doing here?
MARIA: I saw you sneaking in. What are you doing here?
MICHAEL: Nothing.

MARIA: So either give it to me straight, or you're not going to be giving it to me at all.

MICHAEL: Fine, I'm checking out the new girl.
MARIA: Tess. Why?
MICHAEL: That's classified.

MAX: (to Liz.) Could we just stop talking about Tess?
MICHAEL: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

MICHAEL: Two men with briefcases and suits, and one with an M-16. They don't work at the cheese factory.

MAX: I didn't know if it was true. I didn't want anyone to panic and do something stupid.
MICHAEL: Hey, I'm trying to figure out which problem to panic over.

MICHAEL:
You're just making new friends all over the place, aren't you, Max?

MAX: I don't feel anything for her. I look at you, and I know you're the person I'm supposed to be with.

MAX: You're the one Liz. The only one. I could never be with anyone else.

MAX: I'm in trouble, Michael. I don't know what's happening to me.
MICHAEL: I'm not in the mood right now, Maxwell.
MAX: I kissed Tess.
MICHAEL: You what?
MAX: It was like… it was like something was controlling me.

MICHAEL:
What's wrong with you?
MAX: I'm telling you that it isn't me.

MICHAEL:
No, the thing I can't understand right now is that I used to admire you. You were solid, someone I could trust. Even more that I could trust myself. And Liz trusted you. I don't know who you are anymore, Maxwell. 

LIZ:
How could you kiss her?
MAX: I don't know.

MAX: Liz, something is going on with her. I'm telling you, something isn't right about her.
LIZ: Not right about her, Max! What are you talking about?

LIZ: You had a flash when you kissed her, Max? Like when you kissed me? I guess I'm not so special after all, huh?

MARIA:
I just knew something was up with that chick.

LIZ: Everything I see with my eyes tells me that he's cheating on me. But everything I felt with my heart tells me that he's not.

MARIA:
Ooo, I'm not as flat as I thought I was!
MICHAEL: It's a wide-angle lens, so…

MICHAEL: Well, if you're so smart, why don't you think of something better? 

ISABEL:
What are they doing in there?
ALEX: Passing the mashed potatoes.

HARDING:
So, do you believe in aliens?
LIZ: It's just a theme.

LIZ: You know that box? It is full of pictures. Pictures of Max.

LIZ: You know what?  You still kissed her, Max. I don't know if there'll ever be reason enough to explain that.
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