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| LIZ: I'm Liz Parker, and lately I've been having these feelings, like I'm changing inside. LIZ: These feelings are strong...dangerous, undeniable. It's like I have no choice. It's like...chemical. LIZ: What are you doin' here, Max? MAX: Well, I have orders from my planet to take over the Earth. LIZ: Besides that. MAX: And we're friends? LIZ: Yeah. We're friends. MAX: Just friends? LIZ: Yeah. LIZ: It was the most amazing, incredible... MARIA: Unbelievable, awe-inspiring... LIZ: No, Maria. This was different. LIZ: I saw things, Maria. LIZ: Did you see things when you and Michael kissed? MARIA: What exactly did you see? LIZ: Stars. MARIA: I have never seen her like this. ALEX: So this was like the kiss of the millennium? MARIA: Alex, if they actually do it, she'll probably explode. ALEX: Or maybe she'll explode if they don't do it. MAX: Did anything like that ever happen to Maria when you two... MICHAEL: No. Maxwell, let me assure you, you have not experienced anything I have not experienced many times or caused to be experienced. MICHAEL: She's your friend. What do you think? MARIA: That Max and Liz have discovered some new sensation? It seems somewhat unlikely. MICHAEL: Extremely unlikely. LIZ: It's just wrong that we're here. I mean, any of us. PRINCIPAL: Well, then, perhaps you and Mr. Evans should have been less noisy. LIZ: Mom, it's not like I never kissed a boy before in my entire life. NANCY: You know, I don't think it's the kissing, but the actual volume that's the issue. LIZ: Oh! ALEX: Liz, what's goin' on? LIZ: Alex, the most incredible thing is happening to me, but I...I don't even know what it is. ALEX: What? ALEX: In the interest of science, kissing being purported to provoke these certain insights, you know, I wanted to, you know, offer myself as a...as a human subject available for experimentation. ISABEL: It's not gonna happen, Alex. ALEX: Right...right...right. Thought I'd give it a shot. NANCY: Don't ever have sex. Don't ever leave this house. Don't ever stop being my baby girl. LIZ: Mom...I'm not having sex with him. MARIA: These visions...flashes, or whatever... MICHAEL: Uh-huh. MARIA: I'm just, um...I'm not completely sure I've actually really had one. MICHAEL: How do you expect me to react? MARIA: Like...a person? Talk to me? MICHAEL: Yeah. Well, I could act like a person, but then I'd have to fake it. MICHAEL: I lied to you, too...about the shoes. MARIA: Really? 'Cause I did have red sneakers. MICHAEL: Everybody's got red sneakers. MAX: You have a hickey...and it's glowing. MICHAEL: Go for it, Maxwell, for the good of all mankind, you lucky, undeserving dog. MICHAEL: And you have available to you one of the top three seduction lines in history...with "it's gonna help me find my home planet". MARIA: I just don't want you to go too far. LIZ: I think I want to. MARIA: Michael and I just kissed. Ok, fine. We did a little more than kissing. But, look, I wasn't getting visions, and I didn't have glowing hickeys and rashes. ALEX: Isabel. ISABEL: Max and Liz are missing. ALEX: Missing. Ok, let me, um...let me get the keys to my car. All right? We can go and find them. ISABEL: That's ok… Ok. ALEX: Ok what? ISABEL: Ok, and kiss me. ALEX: K...K-kiss you? ISABEL: My brother's missing. I need to find him. Maybe we can generate some information. ALEX: Right. ALEX: You know, I'm...I'm available for further experiments. You know. When-whenever. MICHAEL: It's not true about you being shut down all the time. I happen to know that for a fact. MARIA: Really? How? MICHAEL: Because you let me see you. MICHAEL: The red sneakers, Maria. One had a Kermit patch on it, and the shoelaces were blue, and you had your dalmatian dog with you there, licking off your tears. And I saw a whole bunch of other stuff as well. LIZ: If you know so much, then tell me, Max...what's my destiny? MAX: I only know the part I'm hoping for. |
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