Quotes-Pilot

LIZ: September 23rd. Journal entry one. I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. After that, things got really weird....

LIZ: My grandmother took this picture at the crash sight right before the government cleaned it up.
Jennifer (Tourist #2): Do people know about this photograph?
LIZ: Well, I know about it, and now you know about it.
Jennifer (Tourist #2): Woah!
Larry (Tourist #1): Wow!!

MARIA: Oh, and Max Evans is staring at you again.
LIZ: No way. Maria, that is so in your imagination.

LIZ: And, and even if it weren't I'm going out with Kyle. He's steady and loyal...

MARIA: Sounds like you're describing a poodle.

MAX: Liz! You have to look at me. You have to look at me.

MARIA: The guy with the gun was kind of like a, like a muscular Beavis, you know. And...the other one was like a, like a beefy Butthead.
DEPUTY: I'm gonna need a better description then that. I'm assuming they weren't actually cartoons.

DEPUTY: We haven't found a bullet hole yet sheriff.

Jennifer (Tourist #2): There were two kids sitting over here when it happened, two boys about her age. And then one of them went...
LIZ: Uh you know, that's right there were. You know that I didn't recognize them, so they must have just been tourists.
Larry (Tourist #1): No, no it sure looked like that she knew them to me.

TEACHER: Mr. Evans?
MAX: Could I get a bathroom pass?
TEACHER: High maintenance today aren't we?

LIZ: I scraped some cells from your pencil.

LIZ: The cells weren't normal.

LIZ: So help me out here Max. I mean, what are you?
MAX: Well I'm not from around here.
LIZ: Where're you from?

LIZ: You're not an, an alien, I mean. Are you?
MAX: Well I prefer the term Not-of-this-Earth.

MAX: Liz, listen to me. You can't talk to anyone about this. Not your parents, not Maria. No one. You don't understand what'll happen if you do.

MARIA: Okay, first of all, Liz is never late right? She walks into homeroom today, and goes and sits next to Pam Troy. She like, hates Pam Troy and you know like, goes about admitting it openly...and...

MARIA: Alex are you listening to me??
ALEX: Yea, yea, Maria I'm listening to you. But this is just you being you. All right?

ISABEL: You know, I finally feel like I have a quasi-normal existence and you blow it all with one random act of lunacy.

MICHAEL: Hey, don't turn this around on me. I'm not the one who thinks he's a super hero.

ISABEL: Don't you realize that everything has changed.
MAX: No, it hasn't.
MICHAEL: Max, she's right, we're screwed.

ISABEL: Don't you realize it's only a matter of time before they find us and turn us over to some government agency where they're gonna test us and prod us, and, oh yea, exterminate us.

MAX: Liz won't tell anyone, she's different.
MICHAEL: Really? So how'd she react when you told her? 'Great you're an alien that's fantastic, excellent.' No, I didn't think so

MAX: When I healed you, I made this, this, I don't know, this connection. And I got this rush of images....

MAX: I've never tried this before, but maybe I can make the connection go the other way.

LIZ: I could feel his loneliness. For the first time I was really seeing Max Evans

LIZ: …and the amazing thing was, in his eyes, I was beautiful.

LIZ: Alex, what did Maria say to you?
ALEX: Well, frankly it's vague. I mean, everything needs to be put through the Maria filter. But, she said something about how she found blood on your order book.

AGENT: I have a flying saucer sighting in Phoenix. An accountant in Barstow who thinks he's Jesus. Both cases are more solid then this one.

LIZ: What powers do you have?
MAX: We can connect with people, as uh, you know. We can manipulate molecular structures.

LIZ: So when you healed me you risked all of this getting out didn't you?
MAX: Yea.
LIZ: Why??

MAX: It was you.

MARIA: You were on your way to be like, this world renowned scientist and I was gonna be your wacky friend. So where does this leave me? I can't be a wacky friend to someone who's already wacky!!

LIZ: Oh my God Maria that's them!! Cut a U-ie!
MARIA: Cut a U-ie?
LIZ: Maria!
MARIA: Who are you?

MARIA: I know my mom's car doesn't look like much, but, not destroying it is the key to my and my mother's relationship okay?

MAX: Liz, it's not safe. I mean, for you and , and me to....

LIZ: It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.