Quotes-Independence Day
ISABEL: Hey. Something's up with Michael. He's acting weird.
MAX: Weirder than... usual?

MAX: You all right?
MICHAEL: Yeah, I'm fine.
MAX: 'Cause, uh, Isabel thought...
MICHAEL: Can't a guy get some privacy?
MAX: I'll wait.
MICHAEL: Max, just get outta here.
MAX: You can't stay in there all day.

MAX:
Has it happened before?
MICHAEL: Couple times. This was the worst, though. Never left a mark.

MAX:
Michael...
MICHAEL: Don't. I don't want you feeling sorry for me. I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me.

MAX: Michael, you don't have to protect him. He's not even your real father.
MICHAEL: No kidding.

MARIA: You and me, Liz. We've got to stick together. All right? Hold our ground. No matter how much they try to charm us, they are like a drug, and we have to just say no.

AMY: I only made one. Sorry.
SHERIFF: That's a shame, cuz it looks awful good, and so do you, Amy.

AMY:
Just remember, Jim, in this state we have a three strikes law now.

MAX: Calm down, Isabel. I promised him I wouldn't tell anyone.
ISABEL: Then why did you tell me?

ISABEL: You could use your powers.
MICHAEL: I had to stop myself last night. I can't control my powers like you and Max. You guys know that.

ISABEL:
All I know is you can't go back there. So stay with us.

DIANE: You know, in all the years you've been friends with Max and Izzy, I don't think we've ever met him.
MICHAEL: No great loss.

MARIA: Mom! I'm home!

MARIA: Uh, we...we're...we're gonna go in my room and study, and you should go to sleep, cuz you've got a really big day tomorrow.
AMY: I will.
MARIA: Soon?
AMY: Very.
MARIA: Alone?
AMY: Of course! I'll be right there.

MAX: You can't push him like that.
ISABEL: He was acting like a child.
MAX: Maybe. And maybe you need to stop treating him like one.

AMY: Ok, Jim is a nice guy. He has a good job, he's responsible, and he's fun.
MARIA: He's a cop. And you're a hippie.

ISABEL:
If you ever touch Michael again, I will kill you!

HANK:
You little bastard. You're a freak. I always knew it. You're a freak!

MICHAEL:
Max, I don't belong there. I don't belong there, I don't belong here, I don't belong anywhere.

MARIA:
No, you can't come in. No. I know why you're here. All right, I know what your plan is, I know what you want, but it's not gonna work this time, mister, ok, no matter what you say. My answer is no. No, no, no, no, no.

MARIA:
You don't have to tell me, it's ok.

AMY:
Oh, Maria, honey, you're gonna be late. Oh, my God!

AMY:
My baby girl is having sex.
MARIA: I am not having sex.

AMY: Then what exactly did you do?
MARIA: Nothing. We just slept.
AMY: Yeah. I know that one. I've used that one.

MARIA: He was with me last night. All night.
LIZ: What? He spent the night? Maria, what happened to "no"?

MARIA: You know the boy that I slept-but-didn't-sleep with?
AMY: Unfortunately, the shock has indelibly printed his face on my brain.

MICHAEL:
You two can stay in your nice little world with your pot roast and your Monopoly games, cuz it's pretty clear to me you're not interested in finding our real home.

MAX:
Packing?
MICHAEL: You could call it that. Everything I have fits in this bag.
MAX: You have me. You have Isabel.

MICHAEL:
Say goodbye, Max.
MAX: I can't.
MICHAEL: Keep in touch, all right?
MAX: It's not good enough.
MICHAEL: Well, it's gonna have to be, all right? So say goodbye.
MAX: I can't.

MAX:
The three of us belong together. There is a reason that we're together.

TRUCKER:
Let me ask you something. If you were an alien, you can go anywhere in the world, would you pick Roswell?

TRUCKER:
Trust me, there ain't nothin' in that town.

HANK: Heh heh heh. I heard you put out an APB?
SHERIFF: You heard right.
HANK: Heh heh heh heh. Here I am.
SHERIFF: In all your glory.

SHERIFF: You wanna tell me about the gunshots?
HANK: Oh, uh, well...never clean a gun while you've been drinking.
SHERIFF: Uh-huh.

SHERIFF:
And Hank...make it soon.
HANK: Aw, don't worry, Sheriff. I'm alrea
dy gone.
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