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| MICHAEL: Just a couple of horndogs looking for a place to make out. I mean, we don't need that. We got my apartment, you know? ISABEL: I guess I'll just have the special. MICHAEL/MARIA: Uhh...we're closing early. TOPOLSKY: You're in danger, all of you. MAX: What are you talking about? TOPOLSKY: The best way to protect yourselves is to just act like normal kids. MAX: We are normal kids. MARIA: Oh, Michael. Max. MICHAEL: What? ALEX: Would that be, you know, alien normal, or just plain "we're the subjects of an FBI manhunt" normal? ALEX: Where would you be if Liz and I didn't stick our necks out to expose her? ALEX: So, ah, you've noticed them, too, huh? Liz and Max and Michael and Maria. ISABEL: It's kind of hard not to with all the face-sucking going on. TESS: Well, the guys are usually nice because they want to jump my bones. And the girls are usually nice because they want to find out if I want to jump their boyfriends' bones. ISABEL: We have an eraser room. TESS: Thanks for the warning. MICHAEL: So, now she says what we've got isn't good enough. She wants more. MAX: You mean like... MICHAEL: No. If that's what she wanted, would I be here talking to you? MICHAEL: I just want to make her happy. And you're gonna tell me how to do it. MAX: It's not like there's a handbook. MAX: Try taking her out...someplace nice. And, uh, surprises...they love surprises. Like, you know, little things, like a note in her locker, or a flower in the middle of the day. MARIA: Oh hey, Gidget, you got some flowers from Moondoggy. TOPOLSKY: And he will stop at nothing to get what he's looking for. LIZ: What is he looking for? TOPOLSKY: Max Evans...and anyone he thinks is involved with him. All six of your names are on that list. TOPOLSKY: You have to believe me. LIZ: I believe you. TOPOLSKY: I knew you would. LIZ: It's not just about you guys anymore, ok? Maria, Alex, and I...we're on that list, too. I think that we should just all have a say in all of this. MAX: What list? LIZ: Alex, I mean, she was so scared. I've never seen anyone that scared before. ALEX: Taken a look at me lately? LIZ: No, Michael. It's not three and three anymore. It's the six of us now. We need to start making our decisions that way. MARIA: If you guys feel that strongly about it, who are we to tell Topolsky anything about you? VALENTI: You're finally admitting the FBI's investigating these kids. TOPOLSKY: Did you really think you could kill Everett Hubble and not send up a red flag? VALENTI: So, the FBI thinks that Max Evans is an alien. Why don't they swoop in and pick him up? MICHAEL: Yeah? Well, you can't rush an Eclipse. MARIA: I'm not gonna settle for the Saturn Rings anymore. If you want me, you have to earn me. VALENTI: I'm the law. Now, most normal teenage boys might think of me as the enemy... always cracking down on them, waiting for them to make a mistake. But on the other hand, I'm here to protect them. Just like I protected you from Hubble the other night. VALENTI: Anybody bothers you or one of your friends, you let me know. All right? But you don't need to worry. You're just a kid going about your daily routine. MAX: I've heard that a lot lately. VALENTI: Well, that's probably good advice, then. ALEX: Oh, whoa! Peep shows! MARIA: Ooh, Alex. Don't worry. It's nothing you haven't seen before. ALEX: Ah, well, don't be too sure. MARIA/LIZ: Hated it. ALEX: Great. Everyone's invited but me. ALEX: You think I'm being weak because I don't want anything bad to happen to you? ISABEL: You really do want to protect me, don't you? ALEX: I'd do anything. ALEX: Everything gets easier once you're not alone. ALEX: How about starting slow, huh? A video date? Notting Hill. It's a great chick flick. TESS: Girl's night. ALEX: Guess I've got the wrong hormones for that. MICHAEL: If I'm such a loser, then why do you want to be with me? ALEX: It's not what he said. It's how he said it. And how he knew to be there. It's like he's on our side or something. MAX: There are five people in the world that I trust, and you're all standing right here. MICHAEL: If anything happens, I mean, to me, I just want you to know that... MARIA: I know. ISABEL: I hope you don't mind, I mean, just hanging out for awhile. I didn't want to be alone tonight. ALEX: Me neither. MARIA: What are you doing with the orb? Where are you going with it? MARIA: I'm going. MICHAEL: No! MARIA: Hello, Sheriff? Hi. My car's been stolen. MARIA: I don't think this is such a good idea. MICHAEL: She knew what the orb was. MARIA: It had the symbol on it. She could've just been guessing. MARIA: Pull over. Let me out. MICHAEL: I can't leave you out in the middle of nowhere! MARIA: Fine, then take me back! Ok. I'm not kidding. You can't make me go through with this. You can't put me in danger like this. Not if I don't want to go! ALEX: Look, I don't get it. I mean, why would he go and do this after we all agreed? ISABEL: Because he's Michael. MICHAEL: This is not your decision to make! This is mine. MARIA: It's not just about you! What you do affects me. That's how relationships work, and whether you like it or not, we are in a relationship! OK, so go ahead and just hate me, but I'm not gonna let you get hurt. Alright? I care about you too much. MICHAEL: Maria, I have been waiting for this my whole life. MARIA: So have I! |
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