Quotes-Blind Date
ALEX: Oh, just you wait, little ladies, until you see my band open up at the, you know, the blind date concert this Friday.
LIZ: You know, you need a better name.
ALEX: Oh, come on. What's wrong with "The Whits"?
MARIA: Just an "s" away from what you really are.

DJ:
Congratulations, Liz Parker, your life is about to change because we're gonna find you that dream man you've been searching for. Hey, what's running through your mind right now, Liz?
LIZ: Oh, um...heh...yeah...yeah, nothing I can say on live radio.

LIZ: I am not forgiving you for a very, very long time.

LIZ: She is so good at karaoke.
ALEX: But, um, maybe, but we play real music.

KYLE: One minute she's telling me I'm the only one. Next, she's making goo-goo eyes at you.

KYLE:
That's her pattern. Her M.O. She's a man-eater.

MARIA:
The tempo kinda lagged there in the end. And I would definitely turn the reverb down on the bass, but...not bad!
CHRIS: Who the hell is she?

ALEX:
These are...these are pop songs. We're...we're sort of an alternative to that.
MARIA: Well, you're not the alternative they're gonna choose.

MICHAEL: All right, look. We know the cave painting is a map.

MICHAEL:
It was clear in my hallucination.
MAX: 'Hallucination' would be the key word there.

MAX:
I'm talking about the search you're on. Trying to find someone who could possibly hurt us if we ever find them.
MICHAEL: The fourth alien is not a killer.

MICHAEL:
Fine. Both of you sit here with your cherry colas and your high school fantasies. I'm going to find him.

ISABEL:
Michael needs his hope. It's the only thing that keeps him going.

DJ: Now answer some questions for me now, Liz. Do you like blondes or brunettes?
LIZ: Uh, brunettes.
DJ: Ok. Home town boys or out-of-towners?
LIZ: Well, um...home town boys are ok, but...
DJ: I hear the sound of broken hearts all over Roswell.

DJ: Brainiac or class clown?
LIZ: Yeah, I'm not into clowns.
DJ: Open books or challenges?
LIZ: Yeah, I guess I'm always up for a challenge.

DJ: It sounds like we've gotta find you a serious, dark-haired, mystery man from an exotic place by Friday night! Is Liz Parker's Mr. Right listening out there?

ALEX:
We have very specific style. It's called normal, not thrift shop freak.

ALEX:
Your answering machine's fixed. It just needed to be re-set after the hundredth call. There are a lot of desperate guys out there.

MARIA: Alex, look, I really don't want to go on stage with you guys looking high school geeks.
ALEX: We are high school geeks! And we like it like that.

MICHAEL:
I think I've figured it out. I think I can read the map. Come on, I wanna show you.
ISABEL: But what about the concert? Alex got us tickets.
MICHAEL: Well, it's either the concert or discovering where we come from.

MAX: I couldn't just let you find another guy.

MAX: I love you, Liz. I'll always love you.

DJ: Doug's a freshman at the University of New Mexico who studies ancient languages and hopes one day to be an archeologist.

KYLE: We're a little drunk.
MAX: Well then, you better be quiet before the neighbors call the police.
KYLE: Boys...you listen to my friend, Max. He knows how to evade the law.

MAX: I don't drink.
KYLE: Just... just take a sip.
MAX: I said I don't drink.
KYLE: Just one sip. One sip. What's it gonna do? Kill you?

KYLE: How much did you chug?
MAX: This much...
KYLE: What a wussie!

MAX: Do you see that mailbox? I'll beat you to it.
(Kyle snorts.)
MAX: On your mark... Go!
KYLE: Get set… you said…you skipped "get set!"

KYLE: There is no ladder.
MAX: Well, yeah, now.

MAX:
You're funny, Kyle. You're really funny. No matter how much of a jackass you're being... you always know how to turn a phrase.
KYLE: You think I'm a jackass?
MAX: Yeah, see? See? Secret-keeper Max would never say that to your face. But the real Max... he'll tell you everything he thinks.

MAX: The problem is that I'm a serious, dark-haired mystery man from an exotic place.
KYLE: But that's exactly what she wants.
MAX: Women.

KYLE:
I mean, look at us. We're beaten.
MAX: Not unless we give up.
KYLE: Well, in case you haven't noticed, we're here in the gutter while she's off smooching with dogboy.

KYLE
: How do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays?

LIZ:
I guess that's sort of a contradiction in terms. You know. Being normal in Roswell.

KYLE:
Girls always like that meaningful stuff. I suck at that.

KYLE:
Tell me the truth, does it really get you farther?

KYLE:
All right, listen, I'll tell you if you tell me. How far did you and Liz get?
MAX: We saw into each other's souls. How about you?
KYLE: Second base.
MAX: Well, we can't win them all.

MAX: It's all just magic when I think about you.

MAX: And when I'm not with you... I go crazy.

LIZ:
And what if I believe you tonight?
MAX: Then we live happily ever after.

LIZ
: And then what about tomorrow... when you go back to realizing who you really are, and all of your fantasies go away.
MAX: I'll still have you.

MARIA:
Look at this outfit. Who did I think I was in this outfit?
ALEX: You just need to go back out there and just... just be yourself, ok?
MARIA: Myself? I'm a waitress.

DJ: We're back live on KROZ from the strangest blind date I've ever been on. As I enter the club with Liz Parker, her dream man, Doug Shellow, and not one, but two of her ex-boyfriends. Lyle...
KYLE: Kyle.
DJ: And Max.

DJ: Will it be Doug, the dream man we chose for you...the ex-boyfriend, Lyle...
KYLE: Kyle.
DJ: Or Max, who kidnapped you, and vandalized your home?

KYLE: Hey, I'm just happy to be nominated...and I think I'm gonna puke.

LIZ: Did you really mean everything that you said when we were alone tonight?
MAX: I don't remember. What did I say?

MAX:
I didn't mean to ruin your night.
LIZ: You didn't.
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