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Tad: Oh, sugar look, this is a nice room. Bellhop: Where would you like the suitcase? Tad: Oh, I'll take that. Thank you very much. Bellhop: Room service is open 24 hours, as is our rooftop health club with heated swimming pool. Here's the key to the minibar. Bellhop: Would you like me to turn down the thermostat? Dixie: Don't care! I'm not staying! Tad: Oh, you're going to have to forgive her. She's suffering from first-night jitters. You see, back in 1983, boo bear and I promised each other we were going to save it for the honeymoon. Dixie: Ugh, don't believe a word he says. Tad: Oh, what, you're going to stand there and state before god and this bellhop that you didn't save it? Dixie: Are you out of your mind? Tad: I'm shocked. I'm -- I'm sorry. You're going to have to give us some time alone. Dixie: That is not funny. Tad: I guess not. You're not laughing. Dixie: I am not laughing. You shove into the back of a limo, you put the partition up between the seats, and you didn't talk to me all the way to New York. That was really stupid and terrible to shanghai me! It was twisted! Ok, I guess it helped me get my mind off of junior and I do like limos. Oh, saving ourselves for the honeymoon. But I think you went a little too far bringing me to the hotel room, ok, so let's go. Tad: The reason I brought you back to this hotel was because this is one of the few places we ever told each other the truth -- as in the whole truth and n thing but. And that is exactly w at we're going to do right now. Dixie: Tad, what happened in this hotel was very important, ok? I don't want to turn it into game. Tad: I don't either. What happened in this hotel was we were honest with each other. I was proud of that. Could've been a real beginning. But lately, we haven't had too much honesty between us, have we? Dixie: Look, the deal was if either one of us didn't show up on the rooftop, we would go our separate ways, ok, no questions asked. Your problem is you just -- you just can't stand that it p over. You can't accept it. Tad: You're right. I don't I can't. Dixie: Well, that makes a sore loser, doesn't it? Tad: The worst kind, because I'm not about to lose you. Dixie: Don't be like this. Tad: I say we start over again. I say we do the whole night in a hotel room all over again and see where that goes. I'm not going to do that, ok? It's decided. I am going back to pigeon hollow with junior. Tad: You can do whatever you want, just as soon as we're through here. Dixie: No, were through here. Don't you get it? Ok? First thing in the morning, I'm going to go back to pine valley. If there's a train, I'm going to be on it. Tad: Fine, first thing in the morning. Right now, how about a dance? Dixie: What? , Absolutely not. Tad: Oh, come on, sugar. "Night and day" in terrycloth. You know how it goes. You looked so good in is the first time. I'd really love to see you in it now. Dixie: Tad, Look, you are one of those people who just do 't take no for an answer. It is very frustrating. Sometimes it's very attractive and charming, but sometimes it's very -- it's very annoying. Tad: Right now it's very attractive.
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