| Behind the scenes: At every party you bring this video to, there's always that one skeptical kid in the back who doesn't want to believe it. "It's staged, they paid him, they knew her, he was faking that fall..." Here's everything YOU need to know about the film and what made it what it is.... The Window Man Skit Brandon took a bottle of Windex and emptied it out and made mock windex with blue food coloring and water, but he didn't rinse the Windex out enough as he said he was sick to his stomach for days after squirting the fake Windex into his mouth for the skit. "Uh Oh The Cops are Here" West Chester Pennsylvania's police happened to find Bam and Brandon taping on several occasions (as you see on the video) but the police never shut their cameras down as Brandon told the unknowing officers that they were film students from West Chester University working on a film project for school. Jess on a Sled The car reached a speed of 40mph towing CKY drummer Jess Margera who was worried that the sled would flip or the tow rope would break off leaving him to suffer severe road rash or worse. Santa Claus vs. The Chicken Santa was played by Bam Margera and the Chicken by Deron Miller of CKY. CKY would love to do another holiday video f*cking up Xmas tunes. Santa Claus' Fuckers Book Try to freeze frame that shot so you can read all the names in Santa's book. Some are Bam's friends but some are pretty funny in context. Blue Balls The Redneck Bowling Skit. Deron and Jess have a collection of bad 80's metal bands t-shirts including the Warrant t-shirt Deron wears in the skit. Deron or Jess will often wear their bad 80's metal band t-shirts at shows or fans will give them shirts. Arm Wrestling (look in the background during this scene, if you haven't noticed already) Brandon D. and Mike Maldonado engineered the arm-wrestling scene. They shot it in Mike's parents basement while Mom / Dad were on vacation. Risky Business Part 2 Landspeed didn't give the filmmakers any money for props so they had to use their own money or make props with existing stuff they have. So Brandon and Mike went to the Acme supermarket, the same supermarket you see in the Shopping Carts of Destruction scenes and bought the infamous butternut squash! The infamous butternut squash became the thing that the girl yeah uh huh oh my did what? to while the guys were arm wrestling. To make it look like less of a squash, Brandon and Mike carved it to look like a wanger and also hollowed it out. After they cleaned up the basement from shooting the scene, they left the squash on the kitchen counter of Mike's parents house accidentally and his parents found it when they got home from vacation and wondered what kind of video they were really shooting! Is that a golf ball? No its an apple The story behind that is bam, raab and jess would always drive golf balls into the factory across the street from bam and jess's house and brake the windows. The factory knew it was them, and they called and asked politely to stop because they are sick of replacing the windows. So immediately after they got the call, they went outside and drove a couple more. Mrs.margera got pissed and bam tried to convince her it was an apple. Shopping Cart Antics It should be known that the day the shopping carts were filmed it was 7 degrees outside. It stung like a bitch to fall, and when brandon fell sideways in the cart with bam pushing him, brandon couldnt walk for 20 minutes. Saving Private Ryan Dunn During this segment shot in black and white 16mm film, ryan dunn aka "plugs" got shot in the first few seconds during a pathetic attempt of manhood. The gunshot wound (which was really a raw chicken and red food dye) was supposed to be bit by bam to "seal the wound with justice" according to drill sargeant bran. Bam didnt want to do it, but when bam crawled over he nailed plugs in the head by accident with his rifle, so hard that plugs had a massive cut on his head for weeks. Then bran bit the chicken, got salmonilla poisoning and puked his guts out non stop for the next three days!! Girl Fight Apparently that girl was a cuban refugee or some shit but somebody pulled her tit out of her shirt and she just started spazzing. West Chester Christmas Parade The scene before the santa's coming video, was actually brandon dicamillo in a santa suit, scaring little children, because he was drunk off his ass. Then he stumbled up to the courthouse to light the christmas tree with the mayor, but the town had actually hired a real santa to light the tree. The real santa just watched the whole thing from the street and was completely confused and bummed out. If only the thousands of people there knew that santas blood alcohol level was probably three times the legal limit. The Credits The pool bam jumped into at the end was only 4 ft deep! The thing that they threw on art webb 1986's shoulders at the turks head festival was a piece of dog shit. The guy at the end standing in bam's way on the steps was some homo who didnt want them skating it because it was a war memorial and they should respect it. So bam said he can still stand there if he wants but he will get hit by a skateboard. He still stood there and he got hit in the back really hard with bam's board. Then the cops came and kicked bam and the gill out of the spot. |
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