I hope you're ready for this.... The German Keeps the Fish.

1st) The Norwegian has cats, drinks water, smokes Dunhill and lives in the yellow house.
2nd) The Dane has horses, drinks tea, smokes Blends and lives in the blue house.
3rd) The Brit has birds, drinks milk, smokes Pall Mall and lives in the red house.
4th) The German has the fish, drinks coffee, smokes Prince and lives in the green house.
5th) The Swede has dogs, drinks beer, smokes Blue Master, and lives in the white house.