The Bronze Boys Meet the Bronze Girl, by Keily Shinra
It all starts one day when Saouri decides to go shopping for bras in a mall…
Seiya: Ne, Saouri….not to be rude or anything, but…how many bras do you have…?
Saouri: 200000000000000000000000
Shun: O_O That’s a lot of bras Saouri-san.
Saouri: I know… >< And to think I broke them all.
Bronze Boys: What?!
On the other side of the mall…
Anthony: Hey, Persea! How about we go and get some new lingerie? Tee-hee…*smiles mischievously*
Persea: *doesn’t trust her* Um….yeah… Hey! Kento! Kiki! Antoinette! Artemis! Anthony and I are going to buy some stuff at the other end of the mall!
Kento: *raises a brow* What are you going to do on the other side of the mall? The only thing they sell is…*get smacked by Antoinette and Artemis* Aiya!!
Antoinette + Artemis: You don’t have to point that out, you know.
Kiki: ……*suspicious* Hm…I think I will go with you…
Anthony: *evil eye* Oh, no! You’re not going! *snuggles Persea’s arm*
Persea: *sweat drops* Eh-heh….
Anthony: You’re not getting between MY Persea and me!!
Persea: *looks at Anthony in a scary way* In what way am I yours, Anthony?
Anthony: *big kawaii anime eyes* But…I…don’t…you…love me?
Persea: *a vein is starting to pop out* Of…course I love you…just not that way…
Kento: Oh, geez…I think Persea-san is going to burst. I think we better get…
Persea: *sticks a freeze charm on Anthony and walks away*
Antoinette: You forget that Persea-san is a Devil Hunter and can use freeze charms.
On the end of the mall where the Bronze Boys and Saouri are…
Saouri: Dang!! None of these fit!!
Seiya: Well…no kidding! Your breasts are like…size DDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Saouri: Ha ha. Very funny!
Persea: *walks in nonchalantly*
Hyoga: *notices Persea walk in, heart skips a beat* Eep…
Shun: Ne…Hyoga-sama…what is wrong?
Hyoga: I think…I’m in love.
Shun: *confused* Aren’t you in love with Freya?
Hyoga: *looks at Shun* Freya? Who’s Freya?
Shun: *looks at whoever girl it is*
Persea: *gets covered by a fat lady*
Fat lady: *sees Shun looking at her* Heya, sweety!
Shun: *swallows and looks away*
Fat lady: *walks up to Shun*
Persea: *goes to look at medium sized cups* Hm…
Hyoga: *follows her*
Shun: *tries to find a way out* Uh-oh…
Fat lady: Heya, honey bunch! You single?
Shun: *sweats* Uh…*thinks*Konichiwa…?
Fat lady: Ah…Japanese, eh? *licks her lips* I like Japanese food…*leans on him*
Shun: *thinks: Help me Buddha…*
Persea: *looks at some lingerie* Hm…
Hyoga: *stares at her through a hole in a box full of bras*
Random lady: *walks up to the box and searches through it, and pulls out Hyoga, screams* Pervert!!! *hits him wit her purse continuosly*
Hyoga: Ow!! Da…Madam! I am not a pervert!! I am just watching a girl!!
Random lady: *hits him even harder*
Hyoga: This be a bad day, da…
On the other end where the Bronze Girls, Boys and Artemis are…
Anthony: *Anthony sense thingy tingles* My Anthony senses are tingling! Someone is looking at Persea! I have to go and get her!! *runs to the other end of the mall*
Kento: How did she get that freeze charm off herself?
Antoinette: *looks at the authoress* Bad writing.
In the real world…
Keitalina: *sweat drops* Hey! I’m only the same age as you guys!
Back in the mall…
Anthony: *running*
Mall security: Stop! *blows a whistle*
Anthony: *stops, trips, falls on the security* Opps.
Mall security: I’m taking you in!!!
Anthony: Damn! So close! *thinks* Wait a sec...I’m a Saint!!! *burns the security guy with her cosmos*
Mall security: *looks at his uniform* I had to pay for this. And it’s dry clean only!!!! *takes out his gun and tries to shoot Anthony*
Anthony: O_O Dammit!!!!!
Lingerie shop…
Persea: *bored*
Hyoga: *half dead*
Shun: *scared*
Seiya: *broke*
Saouri: *going broke from breaking almost all of the bras in the shop*
Persea: *starts to walk out of the shop, when she notices Shaka standing somewhere* Shaka-sama!!
Shaka: Eh…? Persea-san? What are you doing in my house?
Persea: *giggles* I think you should open your eyes more often…this is a lingerie shop.
Shaka: *nodds* I know…*points to the shop sign*But…
Persea:*looks at the sign and does a comical anime fall* Eh?! Virgo Shaka’s Lingerie Shop?!
Shaka: *nodds* That is correct. How are you enjoying the selection…?
Persea: Uh...tell you what…How about some lunch. It’s on me.
Shaka: *thinks, nodds* I am a bit hungry. *takes her arm* Lets go…
*Shaka and Persea leave for the food court*
Hyoga: *crying* I lost everything…First my mama…then my only true love!!!
Shun: *stumbles next to him, was just kissed* Aicha!!! Eh…Hyoga…what was your love’s name…? *faints*
Hyoga: *stops and think* That a good question comrade.
THE END
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