Dumped on Springer by Ita-chan

*In Graude Foundation hospital*
Saga:Why this things only happen to me!!!
Milo:At least 'He' doesn't know where to find you!
Saga:Idiot,if 'He' wanted to be with me, 'He already would had being here...
*Milo is confuse*
Saga:...Let's just watch the show.
*on TV the main title of the Springer show are presented*
Jerry(on TV):Welcome to the Jerry Springer show,today our guest is gonna tell her boyfriend that their relationship is over....
Saga:I wonder who's stupid enough to go and tell that in public!
Milo:But you where there last week,and talked about your relation with Kanon...
Saga:Milo*looking evil,still in bed*I only have one answer for you...Galaxian...
Milo:It started...*waterdrops*
(While Milo was thinking on how to get both Saga,for treating him bad,and Kanon,as usual...Saga just look at Milo with a face of''I'm going to kill this little bastard"..the show started)
Jerry:Let's welcome Saori...
Saori:Hi Jerry!
Jerry:how are you??
Saori:I'm fine ...is nice being here...
*Saga and Milo were so suprise to see their goddess in the Jerry show...specially when Saga use the 'stupid' word*
Milo:Why is the Goddess there....that show is bad sample...specially when it causes wars*thinking of the incident*
Saga:*piss off* Milo...we cause that mini war...a please shut the hell up...and take that stupid stuff animal of yours.

*meanwhile*
Jerry:Saori can you tell us how's your relationship...
Saori:Well, you see,I'm Athena,Seiya is my saint and we can be together...that's what brother Abel told me...besides I have a relationship with Abel since mythological times...
Jerry:*thinking*What!!!This little brat is the boss of Kanon,Saga and the others, I'm doom...but first I'll make her pay for all damages those guys made*loud*Let's meet Seiya...
*enters Seiya*
Seiya:Uh...hi Jerry
Jerry:Now you're here because Saori wants to tell you something.
Saori:*angry*Seiya.I've it with you,our relation is over.
Seiya:But Saori*confuse*SAORI-CHAN......My love,I love you.
Saori:*still angry*Don't be so naive Seiya...and shut the hell off you stupid bastard...
Seiya:*SAAAAOOOORRRIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry:Alright,miss Saori*evilly* aren't you going to tell him about the other guy??
Seiya:WHAT OTHER GUY???IS JULIAN,ISN'T IT??
Saori:Is not Julian!!
Jerry:Let's welcome Abel!!
Seiya:What the f#$%??
*Abel enters,hugs Saori then Seiya jumps out of his seat to start a fight with Abel,who use is cosmos and blew Seiya,then {new}guards stop him*
Abel:You are an idiot,really do you though Athena will stay with a you...

*backstage*
Poseidon:That Seiya is fool...well I'm better looking then him....anyway thinking that I was with Her...
Hades Shun:If Abel thinks I'm going to let him ruin my plans his wrong...Kanon you know what to do!!
Kanon:I know,I know...I'm not worry about Saga...but what about Athena and Abel...
Hades Shun:*typical sweet face of shun,voice of Hades*Stupid...if they kill you,I revive you...
Poseidon:But that's means...
Hades Shun:Is about time she know who I'm!!

*back on studio*
Jerry:This is interesting!?
*Abel & Saori hold hands(
Seiya:But he killed you once...*he rushes to Abel,but the Corona Saints appear & start beating Seiya*
Saori:Seiya you could ask Saga.
*enters Kanon as Saga*
Jerry:*whispering*Kanon,what in hell are you doing here????Don't tell me you killed Saga already?
Kanon:No he's in the hospital*evil tone*and you better not tell.
Jerry:*to public*Saga,what you have to tell us?
Kanon:Well...

*in the hospital,Saga got mad at Kanon that he even turn black hair,& bust his way out the hospital to kill him(Kanon)...Milo just follow Saga(to see if he could get a piece of Kanon too)*

Kanon:Athena...You're a liar....we all know that you LOVE Seiya...
Seiya:Thanks Saga...
Kanon:*whispering*Kanon
Seiya:Oh I see...
Abel:Athena you trick me AGAIN for this SHORTY....Destroy 'em all!!!!!
*Abel saints rushes to Kanon,whom turn black hair & blast one of them to the wall;In the same time that the real Saga(also black hair)arrive*
Saga:*mega piss*Kanon you BASTARD...How dare you take my place*rushin' to him*
Saori & Abel: KANON!!!!!!!
Kanon: That's right Gemini Kanon!!!*laugh like a MANIAC*
Abel:Then it must be a lie...ATHENA MY DARLING!!!
Saga:It's payback!!!
Kanon:Saga...how come you can come to the show & to clean Shion's SPA you ARE In badly shape...beside YOU are supposed to be in the hospital...
*but Saga wasn't reasonable & start kicking Kanon butt...'''til...*
Kanon:Do...you...Athena...Abel...together...*whisperin'*& I... wan...ted...to do...some...
thing...for...you...*
Saga:OF COURSE I DON'T WANT 'EM TOGETHER....We all know she love Seiya...Did you said YOU want do something for Me???*Saga took Kanon away*
Seiya:Saori-san...
Saori:Seiya...*cryin'*It's true,I love you..
*Seiya & Saori Star kissing...Abel start destroying everything*
Seiya:Saori...will you marry me....
Saori:Abel...sorry,but I going to marry Seiya....
Abel:I'll destroy this world before you married...
*enter Hades & Poseidon*
Hades Shun:Sorry nephew...but you should know they belong together..
Poseidon:Not to mention you'll be dead before you do anything....
Abel:Uncle Poseidon what are talking about she Dumped you too...and Uncle Hades..she put her cane through your body....we should destroy her...
Hades Shun:Pose-nisan has Thetys now...SPECTERS
Poseidon:And we have other plans....MARINAS
Kanon:WWWWWWAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!
Saga:WE have a better idea*taking Athena's jar out*
Poseidon:Are YOU planing too seal Me??
Kanon:NOO!! It's for Abel!!
Saga:You can seal him with the power of you three!!*throws jar to Hades*
*fighting goes on,guards get kill,Jerry hides under a table,Athena,Hades & Poseidon join cosmos Abel got stuck in the jar...*
Pose&Hades:You guys make up....
Saori & Seiya:Yes!
Hades:Not YOU Saga & Kanon
Both:We just realize that was for nothing!!
Poseidon:And can we know the reason for your fight???
Saga:Because Kanon wanted to kill the Goddess...
Kanon:NO Saga,that was settle*blushing*...was 'cause I stole your favorite underwear!!!
*Milo enters*
Milo:KANON YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!What did you do now!!!!*use his attack*
SCARLET NEEDLE!!!!!!!
Saori:HE SAVE ME YOU IDIOT*hitting Milo with her cane*
Seiya:You moron...PEGASUS RYU SEI KEN!!!!!!!!!!
*Saga,Hades,Poseidon also punish Milo with their most powerful attacks;then they all left the studio(not to mention all the bills to Jerry*

*Days later in the Graude Foundation Hospital...(where Milo was recuperating)*
Milo: Why don't you leave already!!!!
Kanon:Milo....I care about you and....
*enter Saga,Hades Shun,Poseidon*
All:Kanon is just worried about you and this is how you treat him...shame on you!!!
H. Shun: The show is about to start!!!

*In the Jerry show*
Jerry: So Katie you want to tell to your boyfriend that you are a MAN!!!
Katie:Well...you can say that!!!
Jerry:Let's meet Kevin.
*he enters*
Kevin:Darling why you invited to this show...
*Katie turns to Karsa*
Karsa:Darling this is me!!!!
*Kevin runs like hell*
Jerry:THAT IS THE WEIRDEST THIN I EVER SEEN!!!.....When you SAINTS,MARINAS & SPECTER ARE GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE...i CAN TAKE YOU ANY MORE....MY THOUGHT TO THIS IS IF YOU SEE ANY WEIRDOS JUST RUN LIKE HELL.....

*iin the hospital every body laugh like hell(who wouldn't)*
Saga:Did you teach your diciple that....*everyone look at Kanon*
Kanon:One word NO....

FIN