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| The TARDIS Secret Chamber |
| To kick us off then, here's a couple more pictures from Katy Manning's legendary photoshoot for an adult publication. These images are displayed here for research purposes only, and a solemn reminder of how low it is possible to sink when the money runs out. Still, could have been worse, she could have ended up having to pose for Razzle or something. Actually, come to think of it, that would have been great. |
| Well done, Pigeon Lofter, you have shown true intellect and wisdom beyond your years, and now your reward is a privileged peek into the secret vaults of the TARDIS Secret Chamber, a special secret room for the Elite Pigeon Loft Surfer. Aren't you lucky? |
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| Katy Manning |
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| Look at this fucking thing. Wow. Imagine owning one of these things, a 1970's Leela Doll. I would happily give my left testicle to own this, and have made this known on e-Bay to potential sellers.. For some reason though, this simply resulted in negative feedback and a six-month ban. Some people have got no sense of humour, have they? |
| The TARDIS Toy Cupboard |
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| Here's something else I always wanted, a pair of Tom Baker Underpants, again from the 70's. Brett at Whiston Saville School used to have a pair of these and he didn't even like Doctor Who. I used to approach him, when we were getting changed for P.E, to ask him whether he'd be at all interested in selling me his underpants. He just used to back off slowly and then go and tell the teacher. |
| This is an interesting, but comically flawed item from the 1980's. A Doctor Who Easter Egg, featuring Peter Davison and a Dalek. The Dalek appeared on the front of the TARDIS door, happily shooting it's little laser gun thing, and the door flapped open to reveal Peter Davison inside. Ridiculously though, when you opened the door, it looked like Peter Davison was showing off his Giant Fiery Laser Cock, resulting in the most vulgar piece of Who Merchandise I have ever seen. |
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| Billie Piper |
| And finally, here's a montage of pictures of Billie Piper, proving that even Dr Who Assistants sometimes get a bit sweaty and itchy. |
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| Thank you for visiting The TARDIS Secret Chamber, the Entrance fee was £1.79 |
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