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	Just the FAQ's, Jack! *"Who the hell are you people?"* We are Russell Crowe's harem of barbarian love slaves, dedicated to our fearless leader, vigilant to his needs, fiercely guarding his person, ever-ready to polish his swift and steady sword!
*"Where in God's name did you come from?"* We are global! We are legion! Click on the link to view our illustrious history ==========>>>>
	*"What on earth are you doing?"* Shouting our love * and devotion to the skies, until the Colosseum itself trembles at the roar! We are the far-flung, disparate bands of the Crowe Sisterhood! We are legion, we are global, we are powerful!
"Why are you kept in a cage?" If we were to be unleashed upon the world, all hell would break loose! How could the unfortunate foot soldiers of the Keanu or Leonardo tribes withstand such an onslaught upon their very existence? We would relentlessly infiltrate their ranks until the shadow of the Crowe spread across the land and gobbled up every living, moving thing in its path. No, for the sake of diplomacy, our leader must chain us, and keep us caged...
	"How does he control you?" Our ranks have swollen since our leader has become The Great Man; we now number in the thousands, and it has become more difficult for him to tame the savage beast in us. To find out how he soothes his Barbarian Horde and keeps us purring at his heels, click here.
"What does he do with you?" "That's not your business." *"What is the attraction? I don't get it..."* "You need an explanation? This is terribly vexing... Please click on the links below for reasons why we love The Crowe... pretty please...:" [WARNING! for those of you surfing while you're supposed to be working: these links contain SOUND! Take any & all precautions necessary!] also...you may need RealPlayer to play some of these files; don't have it? Get it!

10 Things We Love About Russell Crowe:

And the most frequently asked question is:
"Have you lost your minds?"

Entirely!

"Obsession, obsession, obsession, part of life folks."

Russell Crowe

"I get really passionate about what I do. Some people get threatened by that, threatened by the passion."

Russell Crowe

DISCLAIMER: This bears repeating. In fact, I can't say it enough: The administrator of this website is not associated in any way with Russell Crowe or 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. Period. Furthermore, this entire website was created solely for the use and entertainment of Russell Crowe's fans. And while some of the content may cause the casual observer to think that we, his fans, take what happens to him and what happens in his professional and private life personally, it's only a hobby, folks. Some people fish; some people play golf; some people knit, crochet, play backgammon, chess, needlepoint, watch football, hockey, travel great distances to spend exorbitant amounts of money on rare antiques / expensive cigars / fine wine / delicate lace; some people read poetry, play bridge, bowl, are active in politics, ride horses, breed dogs, grow tomatoes, prune roses, or just sit in front of the television and veg. We talk about Russell Crowe. Not all of the time. But some of the time. We still have jobs we excel in, husbands we cherish, children we protect and treasure, lovers we make love to, families we fight with, friends we cry with, other hobbies we're obsessed with, etc.; we still prepare meals and feed the dogs and travel to Europe and have babies and, yes, some of us bravely fight off cancer and maintain a sense of humor while living with lupus. We do indeed have lives (so don't say it), but we've chosen to preserve a little corner of our existence for this talented, fascinating, charismatic man, a little space that's just our own, and that we share collectively. Now, if that don't say it all, I don't know what will.

Thank you.
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