Kovacsgirl’s ER Top Tens

 

Top Ten Reasons Romano is the Way He is:

10. He was just born that way

9. He misses his daily meds

8. He’s from another planet

7. He’s part of the “Human Gnome Project”

6. He’s a redneck

5. He had a sad childhood

4. Genetic Mutations

3. He’s putting on the Ritz for Lizzy

2. He was abducted by aliens

1. He’s the devil’s advocate

 

Top Ten Places Romano came from:

10. Under a cabbage leaf

9. Two Dot, Montana

8. Men are from Mars, so…

7. Antarctica

6. The forests of Endor (variant of #8)

5. Mexico 

4. Who knows? He was abandoned. 

3. A comic book

2. He was just born mean, so anywhere. 

1.       Hell

 

Top Ten Reasons To Watch ER:

10. You have nothing better to do

9. It helps you do your job better

8. You like blood and gore

7. You like it

6. You want to see Carter

5. You want to see Luka

4. It makes you smart

3. It gives you ideas for stupid lists like this one!

2. It helps you get an A in Biology

1.       Did I mention you want to see Luka?