Author’s Note: Okay, I’m trying this for fun; I have no
idea where it might go! I chose the 50s mainly because of the Red
Scare, as you will see. I also thought it would be funny that Dave taught it!
If I get positive feedback, I’ll continue into the 60s.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own ER or most
of the other brands brought up in this fic. Nor is it meant to insult anyone. I
just wrote it for fun. Enjoy!
Other: I’d like to thank the real Dr. Dave
(Klein) for sharing his love of history and wealth of knowledge with me so I
could write this fic. Thank-you SO much! Also, I’d like to thank whoever bought
Peter Jennings’ “The Century” for me.
Without it, I’d be lost! Thank-you to all the wonderful web site owners who
post this fic, and thank-you to all my gracious readers, I write for you!
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DR DAVE’S HISTORY
101
Today’s
Lesson: The 50s.
[Kerry] Why do we have to take a history class,
considering we’re all doctors?
[Lucy] And Med-Students!
[Abby] And nurses!
[Kerry] Whatever!
[Cleo] So, who’s the speaker?
[Peter] Dr. Dave Klein. Apparently, he’s really
famous!
[Cleo] Oh, okay.
[Carter] You know, med-students might need to be
taking this course for credit.
[Lucy] No.
[Carter] Oh, okay.
[Dave] Sorry I’m late!
[Everyone Else] Dave!
[Dave] Yeah?
[Luka] What are YOU doing here?
[Dave] I’m teaching this course.
[Luka] But you’re a doctor.
[Dave] No, actually, I’m a teacher.
[Kerry] Okay, then we can fill your spot.
[Dave] Just for today.
[Kerry] Okay.
[Romano (Walking in)] Malatusquezie! What are you
doing?
[Kerry] Robert, we just went over this.
[Romano] But I wasn’t here.
[Kerry] He’s teaching the class.
[Romano] No! He’ll probably make us ACT this out or
something!
[Dave] Okay, good idea!
[Romano] I had to open my big mouth!
[Dave] Yeah, it’s destiny.
[Mark] I don’t believe in destiny.
[Dave] Your loss.
***We Like Ike!***
[Abby (Dressed in 50s housewife clothes)] I like Ike!
[Carter] I like Ike buttons! Get your I like I
buttons here!
[Deb] Ohhh! There he is!
[Romano (Dressed as General Eisenhower)] Hello! Oh
hi! Nice to you again! Oh, yes it was difficult to lead the entire US army.
[Dave] It’s the early 50s and General Dwight D.
Eisenhower is returning from war.
[Carter] I think that was in the late 40s.
[Dave] I have to fill space, so sue me. Oh, by the
way. Yo Ike.
[Romano] What?
[Dave] What does the “D” stand for?
[Romano] How should I know? I failed History!
[Dave] Oy, now he tells me!
***The Red Scare***
[Dave] A very pressing matter in the 20s then again
in the 50s, was the matter of communism.
[Peter] Oh, look a commie! Let’s black list ‘em!
[Luka] Agh! No! I’m not a commie! I believe
whole-heartedly in the American system of government!
[Cleo] Okay, so what is it?
[Luka] What?
[Cleo] The American system of government. What type
is it?
[Luka (Hopefully)] Um, socialist?
[Peter] No!
[Abby] Black List him!
[Luka] Abby?
[Carter] Deport him!
[Luka] No! See, I’m from Croatia!
[Deb] Where’s that?
[Luka] Croatia. You know, in the Mediterranean.
[Kerry] Yugoslavia! Tar and Feather him!
[Luka (Running)] No! Save me!
[Dave] Hee, Hee. That ought to last for a while.
***The Nuclear Scare***
[Dave] After the creation of the Nuclear Bomb and its
detonation on Japan, Americans were very scared of a nuclear holocaust.
[Mark] Agh! Save us! The world is coming to an end!
[Elizabeth] Run while you can, Chicken Little.
[Mark] What?
[Elizabeth] You know, Chicken Little, the chicken who
thought the world was coming to an end.
[Mark] Oh, of course.
[Elizabeth] Carry on.
[Mark] Thank-you.
[Elizabeth] You’re Welcome.
[Mark] Oh No! The world is going to end! Save us!
***Elvis!***
[Dave] My Big moment!
[Deb] Girls, the concert is about to begin!
[Kerry, Lucy, Cleo, Abby] Yesssssss!
[Dave (Singing)] That’s one for the money, two for
the show, and three to go!
[Abby] He’s soooo hot!
[Deb (Fainting)] Ahhhh!
[Dave] Oh, I’m nothing but a…Hound dog!
[Cleo] I love you Elvis!
[Dave] Oh yeah!
[Carter] Whoa, hold on. That never happened!
[Dave] Did too!
[Carter] Well, of course the HAPPENED, but not to
you.
[Dave] True… (To Band) Come on, guys. Dr. Einstein
here says we have to go.
[Mark (With a frizzy wig)] He’s not Einstein, I am!
[Dave] Hold on Mark, you come in next.
[Mark] When? This wig itches.
[Dave] Now.
***Einstein***
[Dave] There you go.
[Mark] Finally!
[Dave] And now your 15 minuets of fame are up.
[Mark] ‘K. Now I can take this wig off.
***The Red Scare (Again)***
[Luka] Save me!
[Mob] Kill the Evil Ruskie!
[Peter] This is so amusing!
[Luka (Pointing)] There’s the Evil one!
[Darth Vader] Luka, I’m you’re father!
[Dave] Star Wars doesn’t come ‘til the 70s. GO AWAY.
[Darth Vader] Jesh! Keep your shirt on.
***TV***
[Abby] This black and white TV is so borning isn’t
it?
[Cleo] Yeah. Let’s get some color.
[Dave] Color doesn’t come ‘til the 60s.
[Cleo] So?
[Abby] Yeah. Let’s go give someone the *inspiration*
[Cleo] Okay.
[Abby] You know, you aren’t so bad.
[Cleo] Thanks.
[Dave] Came Back!
[Darth Vader] You Called?
[Dave] NO!!!!
[Darth Vader] Son, why is that man hitting his head
on the wall? Maybe he should use my helmet.
[Luka] I don’t know. And I’m not your son!
***Sputnik***
[Mark] Oh, what’s that?
[Luka] Oh, a satalite!
[Elizabeth] It’s so pretty!
[Abby] Big whoop. Cleo and I have color TV!
[Cleo] Yeah. Lets watch ER!
[Everyone] Yeah!
(ER theme music is heard)
[Dave] Well, I guess that’s all. See all of you
later!