First, we present the omgtehirluvissostatistical!love of the 133+ data men of Tenipuri.
Dan does not factor into the definition of "133+ data men," nor does Mizuki.
As Dan is a 133+ data boy, and Mizuki hardly can qualify as "man."

Yanagi just HURT Kaidoh, yo. Bitch best not be takin' his man.



Next, we have the omgtehirluvissoclampesque!love of everyone's favorite Mummy and Daddy of Rikkai.
This picture has been nominated by the Academy for its sheer emotional depth, and contains adult situations and nudity.

omg it even has a happy ending



Following this, we have yet another omgtragic!picture. Please have enough tissues to withstand the emotion of this scene.
for those curious, yes--she was the one who cajoled me to do this.

The angel made him kill himself. That makes me sad in my belly.



And OMGLASTLY! We have a beautiful story that will be like Pepto Bismol to your sad belly.
It even has tentacle monsters in it. Tentacle monsters, like garlic, chocolate chips, and naked!Yukimura, make everything better.

Niou had no comment in regards to questions of how he got chained to the rock in a dress. Conclusions gathered hint that he is a fetishist.





BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! I present to you: the alternate ending.

For those of you who like their men suitably molested.




And so ends our Masterpiece Theatre. Join us again next time, or else the chibi!Ohtori will cry.


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