First, we present the omgtehirluvissostatistical!love of the 133+ data men of Tenipuri.
Dan does not factor into the definition of "133+ data men," nor does Mizuki.
As Dan is a 133+ data boy, and Mizuki hardly can qualify as "man."
Next, we have the omgtehirluvissoclampesque!love of everyone's favorite Mummy and Daddy of Rikkai.
This picture has been nominated by the Academy for its sheer emotional depth, and contains adult situations and nudity.
Following this, we have yet another omgtragic!picture. Please have enough tissues to withstand the emotion of this scene.
for those curious, yes--she was the one who cajoled me to do this.
And OMGLASTLY! We have a beautiful story that will be like Pepto Bismol to your sad belly.
It even has tentacle monsters in it. Tentacle monsters, like garlic, chocolate chips, and naked!Yukimura, make everything better.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! I present to you: the alternate ending.

And so ends our Masterpiece Theatre. Join us again next time, or else the chibi!Ohtori will cry.
kthnxbai.