A/N: For the love of all that's bad and satanistic; I got reviews!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! Um..sorry. Anyway..a thousand thanks to the following: Cranky Cathe, Sincere Angel, and zybawolf. Especially zybawolf, because not only was she the first to review, but she was also the only one to send in a suggestion. Arigato!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~ =(the following bout of insanity belongs to zybawolf, who so generously gave me permission to use and dement it to my own trademark insanity)=
Yugi: *walks into a dark room where the only light comes from a flashing TV screen* Um.what are you guys doing?
Anzu, Honda, and Jounouchi: Playing FF7...*zombie like eyes turn slowly towards Yugi* (Uri&Azurei (my muses, for those who don't know): Cherior does not in any way, shape, or form own FF7.)
Yugi: Um..right. Sow why isn't Ryou playing?
Ryou: I need all the brain cells I can save. I don't want to wreck my eyes and my brain sitting in front of that screen ogling some blonde called Cloud.
Yugi: OK. I respect your decision on that matter. *turns to zombie-like other friends* Hey, guys, want to go some place to eat?
Zombie-like Friends:...ugnnnnnnhhhh....
Yugi: C'mon guys, it'll be fun!
Zombie-like Friends: *shake their heads 'no'* Gyyyyugh....
Yugi: -_-* Now, come on guys. It's not healthy to play FF7 all day. you might end up seeing Sephiroth everywhere you go! Hahaha.
Zombie-like Friends: ...Gnyuuuuaaghhhh...
Ryou: *waiting for the inevitable* Oh dear..
Yugi: Stop it with your peckerhead ways!!!!!!! We're going out! NOW.
Anzu, Honda, Jou, and Ryou: *gasp* O_O Yugi said 'peckerhead'!!!!!
*Yami appears from the Millennium Puzzle and runs out of the room, sobbing*
Yami: Ohhhhhhhhh..Yugi's growing up!!!!! *incoherent sobs of anguish*
All: o_O
~*~*~*~ =(Okay. The preceding was zybawolf's, but from here on is the result of my own twisted imagination, understand? Good.)=
Yugi: *sitting quietly in the center of the Turtle Game Shop, giggling* Heheheheh..
Yami: *sitting beside Yugi, his eye twitching* Urgh..
Jou: *walks into the game shop* Hey, Yugi! Hey Yami! What'cha doin'?
Yugi: Funny word..dirty word...heheheheh..
Jou: What's a funny, dirty word? o_O
[1]Yugi: Moist!!!!!! *falls over laughing*
Jou: Uh...
Yugi: Think about it! Say it a whole bunch of different ways! Moist! MOIst..Mooooooiiiiiist.
Jou: *eyes widen in enlightenment* Woah..
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Ryou: *sneaking towards a sleeping Bakura very quietly*
Bakura: Zzzzzzz...gnugh...zzzzzzz...
Ryou: *Sneaks up beside Bakura so that his mouth is right to Bakura's ear*
Bakura: ..zzz...my cookies...zzzzz...
Ryou: o_O *shakes head to get focused* Okay, here goes nothing..
Bakura: Zzzzzz..
Ryou: *yells in Bakura's ear* NUTCRACKER!!!!!!!
Bakura: O_O AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Kill it! Don't let it get me! I'm too well indowe-- *sees Ryou* ...You're dead meat, kid.
Ryou: Meep! O_O' *runs away*
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