A/N: Any character bashing seen in this fic is NOT that of my own personal opinion of the character. (hard to believe, I know, but true) It is a combination of me noticing and exploiting a character's personality and relationship, and my extreme momentary hyperness. ^_________^
Random Yu-Gi-Oh Insanity
Yami: Black pepper! *swallows*
Seto: Jalapeņo! *swallows*
Yami: Peruvian Death Peppers! *swallows*
Seto: Guatemalan Insanity Peppers! *swallows* (Uri&Azurei: Cherior does not own The Simpsons, or any Simpsons related apparel)
Yami: Uh...*looks around nervously* Anzu's Chicken curry!!!!! *swallows*
Seto: You win. O_O
Yami: Then why don't I feel good about it.? *falls into seizures*
Anzu: *pops out of nowhere like only Anzu can* Anzu's Special Chicken Curry! Guaranteed to take you to the Shadow Realm and beyond!
Yami*still twitching*: So..many..colours...
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*Jounouchi walks down the street with two fortune cookies in hand*
Jou: Heh.wonder what my fortune is. *opens one of the cookies and eats it while reading the fortune* What the.? 'The messenger of bad fortune will harm you if ignored.' What the heck does that mean? *throws fortune paper behind him*
*strong wind blows in Jounouchi's direction, and the discarded fortune zips dangerously towards him at 100 mph*
Jou: ARGH!!!!! Giant paper cut! On my neck..that can't be good.
*waits until neck stops bleeding*
Jou: OK, so that fortune kind of came true.. but maybe my other one will be a good one! *opens other cookie* 'Your arch enemy will turn you fruity.' O_O WHAT THE HELL?!
[1]*Jounouchi looks around nervously for guys in tight leather pants..or scarlet dress suits -_-*
Jou: Well, it looks oka-*pear comes flying towards Jounouchi and hits him in the head*
Jou: O_O Ew..
Seto: *from down the block* Sorry!!!!!! Hehehe..not.
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*Pageant for 'Most Lethal Hair Do'*
Mai (the judge): Ok...we're down to the final three contestants! And the winner is..Kemo!!!! (For those of you whom the bearer of this name escapes; he's some dumb-ass guard of Pegasus-sama's.)
Honda&Yami: Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Yugi: Well, at least you tried..and you made it to the finals!!
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*Para and Dox are seen lying around playing Chinese Checkers about five minutes before Yugi&co. show up*
Para: Why have our challenges not begun?
Dox: Because our duelists number none!
Para: And why must we always speak in rhyme?
Dox: Because then we're paid for our precious time!
Para: These foolish rules I really dislike!
Dox: Very well then, brother; we'll go on strike!
*Yugi&co. appear*
Para: *whispers*.We'll demand more pay after this duel!
Dox: *whispers back*Yes, leaving now would be too cruel!
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[2]Pegasus: I'm so confused! First that bastard Bandit Keith calls me 'cutie-pie' and then..and then 'mullet-head'?! Why me?!?!!??!?!
Bandit Keith: Uh...I have issues?
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