IN OCTOBER OR SOME MONTH OF THE YEAR THREE STUDENT FILM MAKERS WENT OUT INTO THE WOODS TO SHOOT A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE BLAIR THUMB...

... WITHOUT A TRIPOD.

(Shows Stessy)

STESSY: Hi. I'm Stressy and this is my place. Um, I've got this project, that, um, I'm the star of, and we're going to be going into the woods to find the Blair Thumb. (STARES AT CAMERA) Okay, packing up here, you never can be too prepared. (shows a series of books: Die, Die Two, Unsteady Camera Techniques, Don't go into the woods, ect.) I've got all my books. I'm very well read. Okay, that should do it. (SHOWS STRESSY AGAIN) Now, just as soon as I go puke up my breakfast we can head out!

JISH: Whoo hoo!

STRESSY: Did you bring the Camera?

JISH: Like, Check it out!

STRESSY: Okay, now, you stop filming me.

JISH: No, you stop filming me.

STRESSY: Come on, I mean it.

JISH: Smile for the camera. (laughs) Lookin' good! (laughs)

(Stressy falls)

JISH: C-can you do that again? It wasn't in focus. (laughs)

(Shows hand knocking on door, Stressy looks through the window)

STRESSY: Anytime...

JISH: So, do you know this guy? Is he Cool?

STRESSY: He has his own sound equipment.

JISH: Cool.

(Door opens, loud, annoying music plays, and a person starts coming out of the house backwards)

STRESSY: Hey, You must be Vic!

(PRICELESS closeup on Jish's face, "Vic" does nothing)

STRESSY: HEY! (to get his attention)

(Vic turns around and does this "eyeball-mouth" thing that is FUNNY)

(Grounp is in a car, Vic is in the back seat)

VIC: Hey, thanks guys, this is really kewl.

JISH: No PROBLEM!

VIC: And thanks for the opprutunity (spelling... BAD)

JISH: You got it!

VIC: Thanks. (looks around like he's thinking) Thank you guys. Thanks so much. THANK YOU. (Jish and Stressy looked weirded out) Hey, you know I've never been to the woods before you know I'm kinda hoping this isn't SCARY or anything cause I tend to, you know, FREAK OUT when it's... scary times.

STRESSY: No problem.

VIC: I-I got an inema bag (spelling again)

VIC: So-so what's your names?

JISH: Well this is Stressy and I'm Jish.

VIC: Jish? W-what kind of a name is Jish?

JISH: It's just a name, DUDE.

STRESSY: So, does 'Vic' stand for Victor?

VIC: Oh, no, VICTIM. Yeah, my dad was ----- to death (I really don't know what he says there. Sorry)

STRESSY: Sorry, dude.

(Vic smiles, cuts to a scene in front of the gas station)

STRESSY: So did you get the supplies?

(Vic and Jish stand in front of a "Big T's" paper bag)

JISH: Mallow baby. Marsh Mallow! (Lifts up a HUGE marshmellow)

VIC: Mallow!

VIC and JISH together: MALLOW! MALLOW! MALLOW!

STRESSY: GUYS! GUYS! SETTLE. SETTLE!

VIC: Happy to have it.

(Cuts to scene from car view of going down a dirt road in a forested area)

STRESSY: I think it's somewhere around here. I know it's near trees.

(Cuts to a scene with two hick fishermen standing next to a lake. Hick one and Hick two)

HICK ONE: Oh yeah, T-the Blair Thumb: Scary Stuff.

HICK TWO: Tell 'em what you've heard!

HICK ONE: Well, Okay! Okay! See, there were these twins, the Brialer (guessing) twins... I think they're twins...

HICK TWO: Twins should look alike!

HICK ONE: They went into the woods (breaths rappidly, heavily) been there hundreds of times, but this time they got lost! Couldn't find their way! Then they saw this woman, she was up in the air... FLOATIN'. *ahhhh* (weird noise) She took their heads... Switched them! Like it was a sick game! Then she took their bodies, she switched them too! They came out looking, exactly the same. But we all knew... they'd been all SWITCHED up! HICK ONE: He's our favorite actor... he is!

HICK TWO: He's good! He's good!

HICK ONE: He's got it goin' on!

(Shows A woman with a baby)

STRESSY: So what do you think about the Blair Thumb?

WOMAN: Oh, oh, well. I'm a believer! Yes.

I WILL ADD MORE TO THE SCRIPT LATER, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!