Theme Song

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Drum intro starts

Riff starts

Spoken over Intercom: "Hello shoppers, welcome to Cobb's, special today, crenshaw melons, two for a dollar"

Whoa-whoa-whoa

Ain't it a pity when you're livin' in the city

And are workin' in a grocery store (check it out!)

Makin' a dollar and the manager he hollar,

You're so lazy you don't work anymore (check it out!)

Spoken: "Take advantage of our special today, Cobb's toilet tissue, six roll pack, $1.49"

Whoa-whoa-whoa

With the tomatoes and the onions and potatoes

It's a struggle just to try to survive (check it out!)

The staff is lazy and the customers are crazy

And the manager could eat you alive (hey - check it out!)

Spoken: "We've got a salad oil spill on aisle 4, request a mop-up, please"

Whoa-whoa-whoa

I'm goin' bananas for the way the bosses ran us

And you know that I ain't tellin' no lie (hey - check it out!)

I'll be a baggin' till I'm ready for the wagon

And they take me to the counter in the sky (whoa-whoa-whoa!)

Spoken: "Well, don't just stand there..."

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