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Hello, this is the Atlanta Businessmens Association. If you are calling about employment, please press 1 now. If you are calling to speak to the President, please press 2 now. If you are calling to speak to the Vice President, please press 3 now. If you are calling to speak to the janitor, please hang up, he is not here today.

To continue in English, press 1 now, or say "English".

I did not hear you, please either press 1 now or say "English".

Thank you, I will continue in English.

Please tell me briefly the reason for your call, for example, you could say "I need a pamphlet" or you could say, "I would like a copy of my work history"

I'm sorry but I didn't hear anything, please repeat your request.

I'm sorry, I still did not hear anything, but there is an office near you where you can go for the information you want. Take highway 41 to the county seat and turn right on Main STreet. Turn right again and follow that street for 2 blocks. Our office is in the middle of the next block. I'm sure they will be able to help you.

If we can help you with anything else today, please tell me what it is. If you are done, just hang up I do.

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Hello, thank you for calling -------------pharmacy. If you are calling in a prescription, please press 1 now.

If you are a Doctor, please press 2 now. If you want pharmacy hours, please press 3 now. If you do not have a touch tone phone, please wait and you will be connected to the pharmacy.

Thank you.

Hello, this is the C-------- residence. If you want Diane, please press 1 NOW. If y ou want Mike, please press 2 NOW. If you want Jeff, please press 3 NOW. If you want the mother, please press 4 NOW. Please state briefly what it is you are calling about. If you are asking for a donation for a cookie sale, please press 5 now. If I have won a lottery in Equador and need a small amount of money to ensure I will receive it, press 6 now. If you want to put a new roof on my house, press 7 now. If you would like these stupid things repeated, please press 13 now.

AWWWWWWWW, they hung up.