...musings, scraps, and brain goo
charissa sez:
2) listen to your soul
3) try not to abuse the customers
4) ask people how they are feeling
5) draw more
6) you cant freeze milk to make icecream
7) ask for help
8) don't cut your hair after too many beers
9) look after your friends
10) the world is not out to get you, but won't stop for your grief
11) earthworms make pretty boring pets
12) sing at work
13) sit down and watch the passing parade
14) know when it's time to pez
15) dont stress. it's not worth it.
16) be well :)
17) don't ask what happened to number 1
everyone else sez:
* Dont take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
* Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
* Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
Malcom Muggeridge
* Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality
Jules de Gaultier
* I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colours before he invented the light bulb
Homer Simpson
* Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in your soul, sings the tunes without words, and never stops at all.
Emily Dickinson
* Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
Billy Connolly
Xena Warrior Princess sez
*Copper breastplates intimidate. Thigh-high boots convey power. Weapons are always appropriate accessories. Dress codes are not to be taken lightly
*It has been stated that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. This is a fallacy. The quickest way to a man's heart is to hack in, forcefully, just above the solar plexus. With practice, the entire process can take less than twelve seconds.
*This Warrior Princess must never again get carried away with her own individual assaults upon the ladders of victory, fame, conquest and fortune. Remember, placing yourself on a pedestal above your allies accomplishes nothing... except maybe to give them a really clear view of your black leather underpants.
*An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a broken neck for a broken heart.
*Even a Warrior Princess must consider the feelings of others. Brief expressions of common courtesy can make her everyday adventure far more pleasant - a simple "Good Morning", a sincere "Thankyou", a well-placed "I'm sorry, was that your spleen?"
*The life of a Warrior Princess is not an easy one. It bears the pain of battles lost, the sadness of fallen allies, and the incredible chafing of a gigantic metal wonderbra
*With a smile, a positive attitude, and a cheerful disposition... you can get up really close to an enemy and kill him before he has ANY idea what is happening.