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2003 Updates page!

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12/27/03: Happy Holidays!: Hey, don't give me that look. New Years is coming up! I'm sorry that I haven't updated anything in so long. I have the latest issue of Shonen Jump, so I'll give you guys a couple scans. Also, after playing Budokai 2, I'll hurry up with my review of Budokai (no, I'm not writing a review of Budokai 2. I personally think it stunk). I'm trying hard to write more of all my fanfics, but with work and the holidays, I don't have the time or the inspiration. This does not mean I'm abandoning my fics, I intend to finish them. No updates today. Sorry. Later.
11/24/03: Fall Cleaning: I'm feeling pretty miserable right now. I'm not sure if I like or hate my job, or what I should do. I also got a nasty flame that's going to keep me from writing for a while (not forever, but for a while). All I did was archive the last 46 guestbook posts (only 46 in two years? what the hey?), and cleaned out the guestbook for more posts to go. I must go so that I can colapse in a depressed state. Late.
11/10/03: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MASQ!: I'm the big 20 today. *sigh* Today has been rather boring. Had to work. So tired. Aside from that, I got earings and DDRMAX2 for presents. That's cool. No update today, sorry. I am trying to write, so please don't pester. I don't like pesterors.
11/6/03: An Actual Update!: To help celebrate these Days of Perfection (so I'm the only one celebrating, right?), I now have manga scans from Shonen Jump. They're all of Cell's imperfect form. It'll be a few months before we see his perfect form, so be patient. And now I'm very short on webspace. Maybe I won't make a promo page for Metal Wings. That's all for now. My job is going well. Late.
11/1/03: Days of Perfection: I am declaring an unofficial holiday that shall last two months. To commerate the day Cell's perfection aired on Cartoon Network, November 1st to December 26th are the Days of Perfection. Meh, I'm too pooped from work to do anything.....except trim up the badges pages and add a few more quiz badges. It's all cool. I'll try to write on my days off, but creativity is hard to grasp these days. Forgive me. Enjoy your two month holiday.
10/23/03: There Could Be Problems.....: I'm sorry I haven't updated in such a long time. I've lost no interest in Cell. In fact, I really am in love with him again. Auron? Who's he? Heh, well, all kidding aside......I have a real excuse to not be updating. I was hired for a job today. I have no idea when I can get time to write or even work on the page. I wanted to get started on a page for Metal Wings, but I don't have any Akira Toriyama drawn girls to use as Masao for a poster.......if anyone out there would be kind enough to make or draw a poster for Metal Wings, I would be very greatful. I updated my profile a little....and the answer to the poll is this: bakemono is one of many Japanese words for monster. For those who think I was a bakemono......I laugh at you. New poll will be up in a few seconds. Late.
9/3/03: Fallen in Love Again?: Okay, okay.... I'll admit, I'm not the crazed fan girl I was three years ago.... But after reading the last issue of Shonen Jump, I'm starting to fell like one all over again. Cell is coming in the lastest manga issue of DBZ.... and all we saw was his FEET! His FEET! That's all! Grrrr (scan coming soon)! I want the whole package, dammit! Uh.....well, not much in updating. I update Metal Wings reglarly (I'll probably make a page for it soon.), small things in my profile, and a new chaper of Silent Prince is up. I'll get back to work on the Budokai section soon, the Episode reviews will be up around the time the Cell Saga reruns start on Cartoon Network (or when I feel like it), and I will probably get a new chapter of Unholy Crusade up. That's all. **waits eagerly for the next issue of Shonen Jump** How can you guys NOT know what Shonen Jump is?! It's a manga magazine! Jeez....
8/17/03: Poor Me.....So Broke.....: Went to San Francisco yesterday. Bought new Ayumi Hamasaki CDs. Broke off my ass because of them. So tired. Did a lot of walking up hill. So tired. Small updates today. My Beloved Monster is finished. Zip coming soon. New poll. Enjoy. Bye. ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz.....
8/13/03: Ninjas Are Updating the Page Without Me!: Did that get your attention? I hope this next statement does: I UPDATED THE BUDOKAI PAGE! YAY! ((**Tucker pats my head saying "That wasn't so hard, now was it?**)) Regulars may have noticed I've been updating the poll and Metal Wings without saying so here. I've just been lazy, that's all. Well, the last chapter of My Beloved Monster is on the way (I'm also making a ZIP file of those chapters too), as well as more of Silent Prince and Metal Wings. I'll try working on Unholy Crusade when I get more inspiration for it. That's all for now. See you next update, which should be later today!
7/20/03: Problem averted, and Beloved Monsters!: Heh, well ff.n is back up. Phew, that had me worried. Well, just in time for it's phoenix impression, ff.n is now holding chapter 9 of My Beloved Monster! ^^ Metal Wings chapter 1 is available for reading. I swear to God that I am hard at work on the Budokai section, and I will have something up by next update. Late!
7/19/03: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!: Fanfiction.net is down, which means my fics won't be available until they come back up. I even updated Metal Wings too! Well, when ff.n does come back up, I'll have Metal Wings and My Beloved Monster updated. I'll keep you posted on ff.n's.....er....predicament....
7/15/03: Not Another Cell Romance!: Yes, another Cell romance, this time set in the distant future. I tried to be creative in this one. Just the prologue is up for now, and the first chapter will have more information of the futuristic world. The first chapter of Metal Wings will be up in a few days. That's a promise. Well, that's all I've got. Hope you all like my new story! ^^
6/25/03: All Play and No Work: Okay, okay, there's a few people pestering me to finish up Silent Prince, and I would love to, I'm just too busy being lazy. Sorry guys, I've been distracted a lot from work by new video games (uug! Why is the Sims so addicting?!). Well, I promise you that I am getting to work on the Budokai section, I'm writing out my review longhand and I'm pulling out the game to play it again for the cost benefit analysis I'm going to do *blows dust off of her copy of Budokai*. However, the new chapter of Unholy Crusade is up. Yep, that's about it. I'll have more done on the next update. That's a promise. Now, I better get to work. See you all soon with more!
6/17/03: Blast from the Fanfic Past!: A few new updates. I put up a new poll, put up the first episode of Unholy Crusade TV (I got rid of the preview chapter), and put up two classic fanfic pieces of mine: DBZ Outtakes from the Cell Saga, and How to Write A Cell Romance! I thought I'd put them up here, since I'm getting rid of my mediaminer.org account, and ff.n doesn't accept this kind of stuff anymore. That's about it for now. I will get to work on that Budokai page soon. Promise!
6/14/03: Exhausting....: I mean, tonight was exhausting. My sister graduated from high school just a few hours ago (clock reads 1:18 AM). Er, I mean yesterday. Well, all I have for you is an update on My Beloved Monster. Chapter 8 is up, and it's getting a lot of attention. I want to try and work on the Budokai section, after hearing Budokai 2 is coming into US production (it looks GREAT!). So, I'll update the poll in just a minute. And Tucker is now paying a midnight visit to the smart allec who said he could write Unholy Crusade TV better than I could. (hears screams in terror and pain in the distance, along with Tucker chuckling). Heh, heh. Kidding. (Sees Tucker watching a "Friday the 13th Marathon") Well, g'night everyone. Hope you all had a lucky Friday 13th!
6/2/03: Not Available on TV: Okay, it's almost a week since I put up Unholy Crusade TV. I must admit, putting up a pilot episode wasn't the smartest thing. Well, I'll write the first of the ten episodes soon, so don't fret. Meanwhile, tell me what you think in the new poll. If you think Tucker could write better, he might pay you a visit. *Tucker sharpens his knife* Uh.....it won't be a happy visit. Well, that's about all I did. I am so estatic to see the counter read 7,000. That is just so cool. Before I sign out, the new chapters of Unholy Crusade Act 2 and My Beloved Monster are coming soon. As for the results from the last poll...C'MON, PEOPLE! If I ask who your favorite villan is on a Cell fansite, that would be like asking a group of cats what type of cat food they want in a Frisky's factory! Late!
5/27/03: Happy B-Day, Report! Welcome to the team, Tucker!: Well, the Report has been around for quite a few years, actually I think I lost count. Has it been two or three years? No, wait.....two years! It just feels like three years! ^^ Well, the pilot chapter of Unholy Crusade TV is up. It's the fifth of ten chapters that will make up this short series. In a few hours, I'll put up the rest of the songs for the fanfic songs page (I need to get some sleep. My clock reads midnight right now). On a side note, some people may have noticed an adoption badge just below the poll. That's Tucker, my pet Tonberry (a Tonberry is a Final Fantasy monster, and a very powerful one), and he'll double as my mascot and "assistant reporter." Hope you guys enjoy having him around! ^^ Hey, maybe I'll update my other fics while I'm at it..... Well, good night. See ya in the morning.
5/21/03: I Get the Picture Already!: Okay, okay, guys. I know from the poll that you want me to update the fics. Listen, I'm trying to get to them. Refer to last months update for my excuses. But this time, I did some updating. If you check out the fanfic songs page, I have the links for the Singing Mountain songs up. "But Masq," you say, "we don't want the songs, we want your fics updated!" Okay, well on the 27th (the Report's second birthday), I'll put up the pilot episode of Unholy Crusade TV. I'll also change the poll in a bit too. So, hang in there, I hear you. Your cries do not fall on deaf ears! I'm working on it, okay?!
5/5/03: We Want Updates, Not Excuses!: Alright, it's been over a month, you guys must be saying, and Masq hasn't updated her site or her stories. What's been going on? Well, a lot of things. First of all, I'm over that sickness from a couple months ago *points down at last update*, but now my mom is very very VERY sick. That's excuse #1. Here's excuse #2: The Sims for PS2. Yeah, I got The Sims for my playstation, but I'm getting bored of it real quick. While I'm still on excuse number 2, I also bought Final Fantasy 9 and started playing it. Not bad, actually. Okay, I did a little. I updated my profile, added a link to "Tales from Singing Mountain," and I'm going to change the poll in a little bit. That's it for now. Late.
3/28/03: Getting Well.....and Getting Worse Too!: Lemme explain. I'm getting better because of some antibiotics the doctor gave me (YES! NO MORE FEVER!), but my bum habits are getting worse. Example: as I type this, the clock on the computer reads 2:09 AM. I've been staying up really late for no apparent reason. Well, I've been writing a little, expect to see Tales From Singing Mountain sometime soon. Also, I made an actual update. In the profile section are two new theories, and I fixed some spelling errors. Oh, on the getting worse side, I've been griping all day that Disney decided to put Spirited Away in "theaters everywhere" NOW instead of A YEAR AGO! I had to drive fifty miles to go see it in the nearest theater! Sheesh.... Well, I need to stop now so that I can go to bed and get some sleep. I'll update more when I can. Late!
3/17/03: HAPPY ST. PADDY'S!: Happy Irish Day, everyone. I'm wearing green, so you can't pinch me. Well, the new DBZ episodes are here (which means I now dominate the TV until they end, hee hee hee). My sister won't let me watch Ruroni Kenshin (mental note: buy DVD for the snooty, little priss and not let her watch it....), so that was a let down. I've been getting better. The thermometer that doesn't like me said my temp was close to normal, so I hope that's close to true. Well, I didn't update any of the page. I just wanted to make this announcement: I WILL NO LONGER RESPOND TO CHAIN LETTERS OF ANY SIZE, SHAPE, OR FORM! That's right, tonight I have sworn to every God in existance that e-mail chain letters will stop coming to my inbox and wasting my time. So, if you think sending Masquerade a chain letter, don't expect her to respond. ;) I think I'll tell my sister that too, she sent me a really stupid one a few days ago. Anyway, that's it. Oh, and one more thing: NO WAR ON IRAQ!
3/16/03: Sick Leave: *groan* Oh man, I do not feel good. *thermometer reads 102 degrees F* Eeehhhh... Well, I am very sick, and I have been sick for days. I may have to go to a doctor if I'm sick for any longer. Well, I haven't done much to the site. I decided that I will not update when I get new quiz badges. Oh, and if you haven't found out yet, Unholy Crusade has a new chapter. I added the update to the Unholy Crusade page. Also, I'm trying to wrap up Silent Prince, so I'll do that when I can. If I feel like it. *puts an ice pack on head* Meanwhile, I'll be waiting for the new DBZ episodes on Toonami, and looking foreword to Ruroni Kenshin. Catch ya later.
2/23/03: THE REPORT HAS UPDATED!: In case you haven't noticed, Cell: The Thorough Report has been revamped to version 3.0. YAY, IT LOOKS SO COOL! A big thank you to Yvi (AKA Amazon) for all her hard work. *hugz!* Okay, so not much has updated. But since fanfiction.net decided to move their origonal work to another site, I'm working my number back up to 35 (it's at 29 now :( ). So, look for more fics about our big, green love bug, Cell. Including "Tales from Singing Mountain," "Unholy Crusade TV", and a new Cell romance (System overload! Danger Will Robinson!). March will be a busy month, let's hope all of us can keep up. Late!
2/20/03: Creative Juices!: I didn't do much, but two sections that hardly get updates have been updated! ElysianAmazon (Yvi) has a fanart pic of Tansei Kibito, from our fanfic of the same name. Check it out on fanfiction.net! Also, I put up the link to her website. Not only can you check out her fantastic writing and artwork, but the non-Cell links have finally been formed. That's it for now. See ya next update!
2/12/03: Let the Games Begin!: Yay, the Budokai section is up. It's not finished yet, but soon it will have lots of articles about the game. Right now, it's just pictures and movies. Soon, there will be a review, character guide, and tips & tricks. Also, I added a songs section on the fanfic page. Check out all the songs that inspire the Report's fanfics! On another note, I got the seventh DBZ movie today (the DVD's not out yet, DAMN IT!). It was pretty good. Great action, wonderful acting.....YES! SWEARING! WHOO-HOO! It was unbelievably awesome! ^^ Get it, watch it, enjoy Krillin's antics! YAY! YAY! YAY! Anyway, that's all the updates for now. There will be more later, I promise. Catch y'all later! Gaah....that 13's trucker accent got to me....
2/4/03: Crusading On!: Chapter 3 of Unholy Crusade: Act 2 is now up! So stop pestering me! :P. Also, I added the About Masquerade page, and put the "Sign Guestbook" and "View Guestbook" where you can more easily see them. Hope that helps. That's it for now. Also, on Valentine's Day, I'm putting up a Singing Mountain short story to celebrate! Yay! Haven't seen any of that for a while. Late!
2/3/03: Badges? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges!: Hee, hee. Well, taking a look around quizilla.com (O.O) I found some more badges to put up on my page. Heh, heh. So, the badge section looks messy despite my attempts to clean up the layout. Also, the next chapter of Unholy Crusade is coming out this week. Also, a new chapter of Genji is coming. That's it for now. See ya later!
1/26/03: Happy Anniversary, Silent Prince!: Okay, some little stuff today. I canged the poll, and both Silent Prince and My Beloved Monster were updated. More of Budokai will be coming soon, and the rest of the site will be finished up by the end of the week. Just bare with me, I haven't done a serious update in a while. Well, that's all. Late.
1/24/03: New Additons: Alright, my first actual update in.....a long time! I got some new sections up, only two of them are actually functional. The Budokai section is underway, but it'll be a while before I have it fully up. I have two more sections to work on, but I'm too busy writing to finish them right now. That's it for now. More new pages and new chapters will be up soon. The poll will have a new question up soon too. Late!
1/15/03: Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!: You know those personality quizes some sites have badges for? Well, I've got one on the award's page. I took Elysian's "Which Cell Saga Character Are You?" quiz. Take it, and see who you are! E-mail me if you got Cell, hee hee! Well, now that I'm out of college, I may be adding more to the site in the near future. I have lots of new pages in mind, so be ready for an expansion! That's all for now, late!
1/10/03: Poll Time!: Horray! I have a poll again! I discovered it while looking over Hot Magneta this morning, and signed up for a free poll. Well, I'm testing it now with an older question I used before, so please vote! Thanks, and that's all!
1/6/03: Anniversery Coming!: Hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday! Well, the site may be getting a few more touch-ups here and there. I started a new fanfic series, but I won't be so active on this one. It's called DBSO (Dragonball Super Otherworld). It's got a good deal of my fanfiction characters in it, as well as the Z guys we all know and love. What's this? Masq wrote a DBZ fic that's NOT a Cell Romance?! The HFIL has frozen over! Ahem....anyway, here's the link if you want to check it out. That's about it for now. I'll update more soon. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! NO WAR WITH IRAQ!

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