Top 21 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

21) A few clowns short of a circus.
20) Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
19) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
18) A few peas short of a casserole.
17) A few beers short of a six-pack.
16) Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
15) One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
14) One taco short of a combination plate.
13) His belt doesn't quite go through all the loops.
12) He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
11) Close captioned for the thinking impaired.
10) Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
9) An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
8) Forgot to pay his brain bill.
7) Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
6) Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
5) Wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
4) If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
3) As smart as bait.
2) An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

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