What do you consider fast? By all accounts, your figure doesn't even fall into the ball park when stacked up against Speed Demon. He's had so many bikes, we don't even bother listing them anymore. His last ride was a ZX-11 Ninja. The thing hauled ass like you wouldn't believe. Speed Demon would commonly blow by us at a casual 300 kph. Now he has a beautiful 99 ZX-9R Ninja that puts out 140 hp at the rear wheel. We were planning on wall papering his home with speeding tickets but then we smartend up. No police car can catch him.

Favorite Beverage at the Moka House: Coffee

Favorite Bike Trick: Standing on his foot pegs while doing a wheelie. Moving so fast from point a to b, it looks like teleportation.

Favorite Movie: Anything with the words Ninja, Speed, or Paint in the title. We are waiting for the Speed Ninja Painter to come out soon.

Worst Habit: Forgetting that bike tires, when cold, don't stick!

What you can expect from him when riding: WHOSH.......<then sound>...

Claim to fame: Coming down so hard on his ZX-11 that it jarred loose his controls, broke his fork seals, and busted his exhaust. The thing was fast but a pig!