Terms every golfer should know
 Compiled from "Let the Big Dog Eat!" by Pedroli & Tiegreen

  1. aerosol man: a golfer who sprays his shots
  2. afraid of the dark: a putt that stops just short of the hole
  3. aiming fluid: alcoholic beverage consumed while playing (AKA swing oil)
  4. army golf: style of play that favors an indirect route to the green
  5. barkie: a par made after hitting a tree
  6. big dog: the driver, preferably titanium
  7. Bo Derek: a score of 10
  8. bogeyland: an area of the course frequented by non-par shooters
  9. cabbage pounder: a person who spends a lot of time in the rough
  10. Captain Kirk: a shot that goes where no man has gone before
  11. crop duster: a shot that travels about head high
  12. Darth Fader: a fearsome slicer
  13. Dolly Parton: a ball that seems fascinated by the cup size before going in the hole
  14. drown it: to hit a ball into a water hazard
  15. emergency room: men's locker room or the bar
  16. F-14: a drive that takes off like a fighter jet (AKA bomb, nuke, smoke)
  17. flypaper: a very slow green
  18. Geronimo: yelled to irritate a golfer whose ball is headed toward a hazard
  19. gopher killer: a ball that flies about 6 inches above the ground
  20. gust of gravity: the sudden effect of one of nature's fundamental forces upon a golf shot
  21. heliputter: low-flying aircraft sometimes seen greenside after a short missed putt
  22. hoover: a sweeping hook that gets sucked into the woods
  23. hubble: a drive that goes so high it can see the stars
  24. jail: the woods
  25. Jesus: a shot that walks acroos water
  26. Johnny Cochran: to face a shot with such a lie that only JC could save you
  27. Lawrence of Arabia: a player who spends a lot of tiome in the sand
  28. Linda Ronstadt: to refer to her song "Blue Bayou" as your shot rolls/flies past your partner's
  29. Liz Taylor: a shot that's a little fat, but still pretty
  30. mahoofka: purpoprtedly developed by the CIA, a vicious type of knee-high rough
  31. mallard: a duck hook (AKA quacker)
  32. meat left on that bone: a putt that stops significantly short of the hole
  33. Mick Jagger: a serious lip-out putt
  34. nature boy/girl: a person who spends a lot of time in the woods
  35. Oprah golf: 1 thin shot, 1 fat shot, 1 thin shot, 1 fat, etc...
  36. pizza ball: a slice (AKA serving cake)
  37. plumber: a golfer who drains a lot of putts
  38. rescue operation: when an entire four-some is searching for a lost ball
  39. Rock Hudosn: a putt that looks straight but isn't
  40. Ru Paul: a slice that turns into a hook
  41. scud: a long, high drive with questionable accuracy
  42. snail chaser: a very slow player
  43. southpaw: a golfer who reads instructional books upside down
  44. South America: a putt that needs one more revolution
  45. Taxi!: used to irritate opponent as his putt cruises by the hole
  46. trombones: a score of 76
  47. turf spanker: a very bad golfer
  48. UBE: ugly but effective
  49. whopper: a meaty, juicy, flame-broiled drive
  50. zip code(next): area off course, well left or right of fairway 1