My Awesome Page

<body background="file:///C:/gif.'s/corner.jpg" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#FFFFFF" vlink="#FFFF00"> <p align="center"><font color="#00FF00" size="7" face="CType AOE"><strong><u>My Awesome Site</u></strong></font></p> <p align="center"><img src="file:///C:/gif.'s/42.gif" width="735" height="22"></p> <p align="center"><img src="/cgi-bin/counter/#"> Insignifacant souls have been here, <font color="#00FFFF">Since 05/13/00</font></p> <p align="center"><marquee align="middle" behavior="alternate" bgcolor="#808080">(Visit the various pages on this site. Their are many topics and I'll update as many times as I can.)</marquee></p> <p align="center"><img src="file:///C:/gif.'s/mouse96.gif" width="121" height="78"> ----------- <img src="file:///C:/gif.'s/santabutt.gif" width="78" height="96"></p> <p align="center"><font size="5"><em><strong>This page is basically the Stop Sign at the CrossRoads. Follow the Links above to get to the page of your preference.</strong></em></font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FFFF00" size="4"><strong><u>QUOTE OF THE DAY:</u></strong> </font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#C2D15C"><em><strong><blink>"Have you spanked a Monkey today"</blink></strong></em></font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#C2D15C"><em><strong><blink><img src="file:///C:/gif.'s/mrmonkeyslapper.gif" width="128" height="128"></blink></strong></em></font></p> <hr> </body>