Scene Five


Part of a hallway and a room in the House of the Vestal Virgins. There is a bed, a dresser, a table and curtains upstage which separate the room from what we assume is a bathroom. On the wall is painted a small mural of Romulus and Remus as babies suckling the teats of a she-wolf. The stage is flooded with moonlight. CRISTELLE and CATALUNI enter from the right and move to the door CRISTELLE carries a lantern and opens the door, placing the lamp on the table
CRISTELLE
This will be your room, Lickerania. Does it compare with one in Cappadocia?

CATALUNI

Oh, yes! It is even lovelier. And who are these fat little kiddies on the wall?

CRISTELLE

Romulus and Remus, of course!

CATALUNI

Of course! Perverted little buggers.
(HE sits on the bed.)
CRISTELLE
I know you are tired from your long journey. So I'll let you get some sleep.

CATALUNI

Oh, please!

CRISTELLE

What is it?

CATALUNI

I'm afraid of sleeping alone.

CRISTELLE

A big girl like you?

CATALUNI

I've always been afraid of the dark. Maybe you can just hold me until I doze off.

CRISTELLE

What on earth do you do in the Temple in Cappadocia?

CATALUNI

We're all afraid of the dark---all us Vestals. So we have just one bed big enough for six.

CRISTELLE

That must be the oddest Temple of Vesta in the entire Empire.

CATALUNI

Please. (CRISTELLE hesitates, then shrugs her shoulders.)
CRISTELLE
All right, but I wouldn't want to make a habit of this.

CATALUNI

Why not?

CRISTELLE

And I certainly don't think we should mention this to the others. (As CATALUNI stretches out, SHE lies down beside him. At that moment, a spot illuminates stage right and we see HELVIDIUS approaching the room. HE taps softly on the door.)
HELVIDIUS
Lickerania…Lickerania…

                                                         (CRISTELLE jumps from the bed.)

CRISTELLE

His eminence! He mustn't see me!

CATALUNI

                                                          (to Cristelle)
Ssshh!
                                                         (to the door)
I'm sleeping, your eminence!

HELVIDIUS

But I must talk to you, Lickerania. (CRISTELLE looks about for some place to hide, then chooses behind the curtains. CATALUNI sighs in agitation, rises from the bed.)
CATALUNI
Shit and double shit.

                                                           (HE opens the door. HELVIDIUS enters.)

HELVIDIUS

I wanted to make sure you were comfortable, dear Lickerania.

CATALUNI

                                                         (aside)
He woke me up for this!
                                                         (to Helvidius)
Oh, yes, I am very comfortable.
                                                         (aside)
I was more comfortable before you knocked on the door.

HELVIDIUS

Is it as nice as in Cappadocia?

CATALUNI

Nicer.

HELVIDIUS

                                                              (touching his wig)
What lovely hair you have, Lickerania.

CATALUNI

Sacred water.

HELVIDIUS

It's so perfect. It looks almost like a wig.

CATALUNI

They say that about all us Virgins in Cappadocia.

HELVIDIUS

Do they now? (HE tears the wig off Cataluni's head. CATALUNI lets out a yelp, rushes to cover his head with the blanket on the bed. HELVIDIUS starts ripping his gown off.)
HELVIDIUS
Just what do you think you're doing? Do you take me for a fool? (CATALUNI socks him on the jaw, knocks him out. CRISTELLE rushes from behind the curtains, sees Helvidius on the floor then regards Cataluni in the process of trying to put his disguise together again.)
CRISTELLE
You're----! (SHE starts to scream, cannot stop screaming. The music builds to a wild crescendo.)
 
 
 
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