Scene Twelve
Jove and Juno,
Mars, Minerva---
Their exploits are all
absurd---
Those who swallow
The tales of Apollo
Have got to have the
brains of a bird.
Neptune, Venus,
Diana, Pluto---
All they do is screw
and sin---
To worship Cupid
Is shallow and stupid---
No wonder Rome’s in the
state that it’s in!
Any fornicator or slattern
Can purge himself in
the temple of Saturn,
And leave those halls
feeling perfectly swell;
But what never occurs
to each transgressor
Is without the proper
trained Confessor,
That transgressor
Is gonna fry in hell!