The Top Ten Signs That
  Your Girlfriend is Too Big an IDOJ Fan  
(Part II)


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10. Acts homesick whenever she sees a camel or a bellydancer.

9. Models wedding dresses often.

8. Refers to your old girlfriend as "The black-haired demon"

7. Insists on trying to drive while sitting in the BACK seat of the car!

6. Will grant any wish...except the one where you ask for a harem

5. Starts dating your best friend to make you jealous.

4. Tries to conjure up a preacher everytime you are nice to her.

3. When you try to date other girls, she traps you in a jail cell in your living room!

2. Prefers you over all other men.
(Even your studly best friend who can charm any woman...
heh, heh, heh)

And, the number one sign that your girlfriend is too big an IDOJ fan....(drum roll)

1. The way she plays hard-to-get....rid of!
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