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The Top Ten Signs That |
10. Always has a spare slide ruler handy.
9. Insists on wearing a formal, white tuxedo whenever you go out to parties.
8. When you do go out, he refuses to drink anything but Baghdad Camels.
7. Panics whenever you walk past an open safe.
6. Refers to his old girlfriends as "Miss Galaxy" or "Miss AtomBomb"
5. Whenever he is late, he uses the old excuse
that he was in the simulator all day or that
it took longer than expected in the de-contamination room.
4. Forms big S.O.S distress signals in the yard
using household items
("No, Honey, the 747 is NOT going to land in the backyard and fly
you to Florida!")
3. When he can't find you he starts calling out
your name and looking for you
in pencil boxes, desk drawers, and vacuum cleaners!
2. Throws himself in front of you whenever someone takes a picture.
And, the number one sign that your boyfriend is too big an IDOJ fan....(drum roll)
1. Practices pratfalls in the living room!!!
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