THE BORG RETURNS!

Sonny and Jason hug on the docks.

The big news this week was that Jason The Borg Morgan had returned to Port Charles for unspecified reasons. The first person to see him was Carly Benson who was over the moon as she chanted over and over about how her Magic Man would wave his hands and make all her troubles disappear.

Next to be reunited with Jason was Baby Michael, who didn't seem all that thrilled he was back. In fact, it was pretty obvious he didn't even know who he was contrary to Carly's claim that he remembered him. When Sonny walked in the door and saw the happy little family moment Baby Michael called for his Uncle Sonny which prevented Sonny from being able to slip out of the penthouse undetected.

Sonny and Jason wanted some quality time alone to catch up on things, but Carly was having none of that as she constantly butted into their conversation. When Alexis entered, Jason informed her that he'd seen a poster of her in some bar in Texas which mortified her. Afterwards, Jason bid everyone adieu for the moment and headed off to Jake's Pool Hall, while Alexis hissed to Sonny he'd better marry Carly fast because it was obvious she was on the hunt for Jason.

A couple of days later, Jason tracked down Liz and was reunited with' her, while Carly started spreading the news to the Quartermaines who reacted with the same Our Savior Is Back attitude that Carly did.

One person who wasn't happy about Jason's return was Lucky. In fact, he shocked Emily Q when he sneered. "That's right, no one can open a door just the way Jason can." He also forbid Emily to tell the Borg about Dead Ted, disabusing her notion that now Jason was back he could wave his hands and make all the trouble go away.

The first full week of Jason's return ended with Lucky kicking a building as he watched Liz take off on the back of Jason's motorcycle so she could once again experience feeling the wind.

JAX LEAVES TO SEARCH FOR BRENDA; CHLOE IS KIDNAPPED

It appears Jax may have been right. Brenda may be alive. He spotted her in Paris getting in the car with a Sonny clone. He gave chase, but alas he lost his fair maiden. When he returned to his motel room, Chloe showed up and he informed her he had to find his Brender. After declaring eternal love to each other, Jax took off in search of Brenda, while Chloe was kidnapped when she stepped out of the hotel room.

She later woke up in a strange room, that wasn't locked. When she went exploring to find out what was going on, she ran into Stefan, who she was shocked to see wasn't dead. Little did Chloe know that Stefan had set the whole thing up, including Jax running off to search for Brenda.

But was it really Brenda? Stefan was heard telling a cohort he didn't want Jax to catch up with the woman just yet. Why? If he does, will he learn she's not really Brenda and try to return to Chloe, only to discover she's missing?

TOWN DRUNK DECLARES, I'M NOT REALLY DRUNK, I'M JUST FAKING IT

It was another repellent week in the repellent life of AJ Q. Still stalking Hannah to win her from Taggart, he rescued Agent Love Bunny from Mac when he questioned her about her father's current whereabouts. After Mac left, AJ revealed he wasn't really drunk. In fact, half the time he's only pretending to be drunk. Ms. Scott's reaction was to make dinner for Mr. Q in her father's apartment.

ZANDER RECOGNIZES EMILY BUT SHE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE HIM

Zander spots Emily peeping into Kelly's Diner.

As Emily's luck would have it, Zander [the guy who tried to frame her for Dead Ted's murder] spotten her peeking in the window of Kelly's Diner and immediately remembered her, but Emily didn't remember him, at all. Question is, what will Zander do next?