MARRIED HOOCH TAKES THE STAND!

Laura arrives in court in time to hear the big confession.

As things looked dire for Luke Spencer to be set free, his married hooch, Flea Scorpio, decided to take the stand. The heroic Mr. Spencer tried to stop this from happening. He ordered his attorney Scott Baldwin not to put her on the stand, but he basically flipped him the bird and told him it was a little late for him to act the hero with his penchant for going after married women and destroying their marriages. He also contemplated escaping jail and leaving the country as he sent his boy Roy over to enlist Sonny Cortinthos, the man he's done nothing but malign and constantly trash, with his help. Still feeling a bond of friendship for the nasty Mr. Spencer, Mr. Corinthos agreed to help. Matters were made worse for Mr. Spencer when his soon-to-be ex-wife Laura arrived in the courtroom to support him in his time of need and got the shock of her life as the Flea spilled her guts. Also unfortunate to her the nasty confession about her and Mr. Spencer doing the nasty in a nasty no-tell motel, was the unfortunate Mac Scorpio who walked into the courtroom and she's was spilling the beans.

CASTAWAY CAPTIVES ESCAPE THWARTED!

Stefan and Chloe as they stole a boat and tried to escape from "Helena".

Stefan and Chloe finally put Chloe's escape plan into motion. They actually succeeded in stealing a supply boat and making their way away from the island. Unfortunately, before they'd gone far the boat had run out of gas and they were caught and brought back to the island. While Ms. Morgan vowed to succeed at escaping from Helena next time, she still had no inkling of suspicion that Stefan was the one who had her kidnapped and he's also the one who made sure their escape attempt failed.

"GET THEM OFF ME!" CRIES RATBOY

AJ as he struggled to survive his recent bout of alcohol poisoning.

Hannah Scott rushed AJ Q to the hospital upon finding him passed out and suffering from alchohol poisoning. The Q's rushed to his side and did much hang-wringing as they decided what should be done about him. Once hospitalized he regained consciousness rather quickly. But he was suffering from D.T's and kept imagining he had rats crawling all over him. After his recent medical troubles was he finally ready to give up the hooch? That's vodka not Hannah Scott. Nope, he kept yelling for someone to bring him a bottle of vodka.

CASSADINE MATRIARCH SPREADS IT AROUND

Helena expressing her horror at seeing Nik being chummy with Gia.

Helena finally learned about the growing relationship between Nik and Gia, and she didn't like it one little bit. Making comments that could only be considered as racist, Mrs. Cassadine asked if Gia were a nurse or some menial worker, and when she learned Nik and Gia were "friends" she made it clear Gia was clearly not the sort the Cassadine heir should be associating with. Gia no slouch in the insult department through it right back at Mrs. Cassadine. In fact, the controlling Mrs. Cassadine may have just met her match.

Helena rubbing salt into Luke's wounds.

Later in the week, Helena paid Luke Spencer a visit in jail, as she relished the thought of him being behind bars and generally enjoyed twisting the knife. Before leaving she put a kiss on her index finger and pressed it to his lips. For Helena this was just another average week.

KIDNAPPING SAGA COME TO AN END

Following a trail of Pixie Sticks and discarded basball caps, The Borg finally managed to track down his sister, Emily, and her kidnapper, Zander Smith. While Lucky held a struggling Emily, who wanted to rush to her kidnapper's aid and begged no one to hurt him, Zander and Da Borg pointed guns at each other as police sirens could be heard in the distance. Will one or both pull the trigger?