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Hi, I'm Matt. This is my
homepage. I'm a 18-year-old
male which dwells in
Estacada. I wurk at Pizza
Hut. I am the shift leader.
I get to tell people what to
do! I get to make pizza
sauce! I get to go,
"beeeeoowoop" when I
open the door to the walk-in
cooler! 
            MY BIO:
I was born in a volcano,
and raised by blind lemurs.
I have 6 wives and 20
children. I invented the
internet. After I retired 
from the CIA I took up
residence high in the
Himalayas, where I trained
under Master Cain for
8 years to become a Pizza
Hut shift leader.
CLICK HERE FOR MY INSTRUCTIONS
ON HOW TO MAKE A CARDBOARD
BOBA FETT COSTUME!!!!
Here's a link to my favorite band!
   ONLY NINE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE KORN CONCERT!
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