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Hi, I'm Matt. This is my homepage. I'm a 18-year-old male which dwells in Estacada. I wurk at Pizza Hut. I am the shift leader. I get to tell people what to do! I get to make pizza sauce! I get to go, "beeeeoowoop" when I open the door to the walk-in cooler! |
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MY BIO: I was born in a volcano, and raised by blind lemurs. I have 6 wives and 20 children. I invented the internet. After I retired from the CIA I took up residence high in the Himalayas, where I trained under Master Cain for 8 years to become a Pizza Hut shift leader. |
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CLICK HERE FOR MY INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE A CARDBOARD BOBA FETT COSTUME!!!! |
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Here's a link to my favorite band! | |||||||||||||||||
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ONLY NINE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE KORN CONCERT! |