It has been decided to produce an Inspirational Poster for the benefit of All Good Collaborators. It's uplifting image and positive message should be of the utmost benefit to the morale of all Good Collaborators. For maximum benefit it is recomended that the image be printed on good quality paper, framed and mounted prominantly in your Black Smoke Fallout Shelter. It is also advised that the image be copied to the wallpaper of your computer's desktop where it can be regularly seen and appreciated. It would also be acceptable to place the image on the bedroom wall, on the kitchen table or next to the photo's of loved ones. A laminated copy may also be placed on your coffee table where it will provide an excellent conversation topic.
Failure to own a prominantly displayed Inspirational Poster may result in the loss of Good Collaborator Status and in the worst cases may result in demotion to the F.O.O.D. Classification.
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